As another Lame Cherry exclusive in matter anti matter.
With 21st century Obama change to multi culturalism in removing Christ from Christmas, it would be fitting to examine what Holy Days would be without Christmas setting the defining societal interaction in American, English, Scandinavian, Spanish, French, German, Slavic and Russian cultures.
Let us start with a Charlie Brown Ramadan. In this holiday Peanuts pilgrim to Mecca, in which Peppermint Patty is beheaded for not wearing a veil, Snoopy has a bomb strapped to him to blow up Jews, Linus beats Lucy to death for being a whore and Charlie Brown with Shroeder fly planes into the Twin Towers.
How about Charlie Brown's Yoga. In this Charlie and Linus chant UMMMMM, while stretching for 60 minutes, and have some nice Yoga tofu for Yogamass dinner.
Then there is Charlie Brown's Jewry. In this Charlie and the boys, all stand in front of the Wailing Wall bobbing their heads, claiming they are God's chosen people, while neglecting to mention that the Prophet Jeremiah brought the message God had divorced the sinful Jews, and a guy named Jesus is born, where the Jews slaughter all the boy babies in Ramah to get Jesus.
What about Charlie Browns Hindu. This holiday is one where Peanuts all get naked and dunk themselves in the cesspool of the Ganges, as cow tramples Woodstock, Snoopy and Linus.....but the cow is prayed to, as they are sacred, as the feast is paddy and curry, for a hot bowel movement the next day.
We have Charlie Brown's Shamanism. This is out with the Sioux Indians, who poke sticks into the breast muscles of Charlie Brown, Linus and Pig Pen, who then having buffalo skulls attached to the sticks by ropes, they run around all day trying to tear the sticks through the muscle in their chest.
Of course, there is Charlie Brown Wiccan. There is allot of night stuff, chanting, black gowns and then Peanuts all goes home with blessed be.
Charlie Brown's satan mass. This involves saying the Lord's Prayer backwards, a virgin raped, a goat killed and candles burning for that yuletide cheer.
Let us not forget Charlie Brown Voodoo. In this Charlie Brown poisons Linus, making him into a zombie, while Pig Pen cuts the head of a chicken off and spreads the blood around as they all dance naked around the fire.
There is also Charlie Brown's Taoism, in which Charlie sits on a bench quoting Chinese fortune cookies, in one a day, as the words must all be pondered for meaning.
Also there is Charlie Brown's Catholic Mass. In this Charlie is the Priest who drinks allot of wine as Linus plays altar boy, while Mother Superior Lucy beats children with a ruler across the hands for being sinful, as Charlie replaces Jesus in taking on Peanuts sins, and they all go home and have presents and a nice meal.
In that, there is Charlie Brown's Mystery Religion, in which Charlie devirginizes all the women to honor the sex god, and Lucy has sex with all the males, in taking all their sins upon her in their ejaculation.
Lastly, we have Charlie Brown's Obamass. This involves piles of presents, bought with other people's money, as a group of pedophiles and sodomites dressed in each other's sex, beat and rape each other, in the scent of feces, and call it "love".
An intelligent person might conclude that Barack Hussein Obama Chin Jinn's idea of change he believes in, is the reality of things which destroy people.
One might with intelligence, conclude too that perhaps the reason why Christmas became such an established Holy Day, is because it was a day of Hope, Redemption and Promise, where people could be good, give things, and make the world a better place.
Christianity is thee only Worship of God, which is uplifting. No other religion has any Holy Day which makes the human condition rise to a better state. The Hebrew which Christianity is based upon, is such a religion waiting for the Messiah Jesus, but with rejecting Christ, Hebrewism ceased as a religion of Worshipping God.
This is the reality, and it will startle those in false religions in how bad they are, but the same will recover, become incensed, make excuses and cover themselves with the shroud of their religious death.
These things require stating, as those who think not hurting people's feelings does them a favor, is the worst type of enablement, as it cements them in hell more completely, instead of awakening them to the reality of their eternal death.
nuff said
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