Monday, September 14, 2015

Stop Looking at Jake Tapper's Tits Please


 

As another Lame Cherry exclusive in matter anti matter.

The Lame Cherry has this request please:

STOP LOOKING AT JAKE TAPPER'S  TITS PLEASE AS NOT LOOKING AT HIS MANBOOBERS HAS HIM PARANOID THAT PEOPLE ARE OGLING HIM.

The reason for this demand is Tapper somehow has come up with a debate scenario that "someone" at the Reagan Library is going to leap out and attack him as a strawman as Jake Tapper in being the moderator is so mistaken apparently for the Wizard of Oz.

All of course are aware that the "someone" is supposed to be Donald Trump.....but why would anyone named Donald Trump care about this mic static which is Jake Tapper.

I have not bothered who the "Gotcha Trump" cast is. It is that faggy Hugh Hewitt and now this boy toy Tapper, another stooge of the Mockingbird media. None of this matters as just face these facts:


  1. Donald Trump has 10 billion dollars.
  2. Donald Trump has his own jet.
  3. Donald Trump has gazillion things named after him.
  4. Donald Trump has successful children.
  5. Donald Trump has an estate.
  6. Donald Trump buys powerful people like suits.
  7.  Donald Trump has who is pictured below in bed every night...



 




Seriously, the reality is in this is, JAKE WHO?

I mean Jake Tapper is the Jeb Bush of the media. No one cares what static is coming out of his mic. For Donald Trump to waste time on Tapper would be like handing Hugh Hewitt Megyn Kelly's phone number.......like what the hell would he do with it? Call up and discuss blonde hair coloring?

A record setting audience of the world is going to watch the Trump Debate......not the GOP Debate. No one is even going to notice what that patch of blue screen is when Tapper is on screen....except like the trolls at FOX in wanting them to get the hell off the screen so they can see their handsome Donald Trump.

This debate is something each of you can predict. It is simple:

  • The Jebcaver & Hillarycunter press will preen to see who will be the screen gem.
  • Ben Carson will natter about brain carving and lie to people again about him not being Obama.
  • Ted Cruz will be Green Eggs and Religion again.
  • Carly Fiorina will be suffering from PMS again.
  • Rand Paul will be suffering from PMS again.
  • John Kasich will do his Boehner impersonation again that he is an American.
  • Jeb Bush will be a stone this time but the puddy statue
Donald Trump will again be Presidential and I pray he is Graced by God with a Reagan moment.

I mean is there anything these media whores in their delusions do not try to gain attention? Megyn Kelly has eyelashes that started wind storms when she batted them, and now we are going to have to suffer through Jake Tapper flashing his nipples as Hugh Hewitt keeps pulling his shirt lower for the money shot?

Donald Trump is the American Dream. Jake Tapper, Hugh Hewitt, Bernie Sanders to Jeb Bush are part of the American nightmare which betrayed Americans and got us enslaved by image Obama.

So everyone just look at Tapper's tits so we can get on with electing Donald Trump. There are prices we all have to pay..........being terrorized by Facebook to having to look at these media whores who all have puffy lips from sucking on things. I know it is all disgusting and we hope that there will be a Gitmo expansion under President Trump to incarcerate all of these delusional degenerates in as looking at man nips is more than even the Founders had to endure.


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