Monday, October 26, 2015

Jeb Bush Endorses Donald Trump for President

 


As another Lame Cherry exclusive in matter anti matter.

Finally the Lame Cherry can agree with something Jeb Bush has said, and it is the following endorsement of Jeb Bush in we should all vote for Donald Trump instead of Bush par trois.


“I’ve got a lot of really cool things I could do other than sit around, being miserable, listening to people demonize me and me feeling compelled to demonize them. That is a joke. Elect Trump if you want that.”


Jeb Bush has been having a bit of a mental breakdown in the days previous in answering a questioner with the following response:

Jeb Bush on rumored campaign death spiral: 'Blah, blah, blah ...

Jeb Bush on rumored campaign death spiral: 'Blah, blah, blah ...

"Blah, blah, blah" unquote.


The Lame Cherry deems that the cool things Jeb Bush would care to be engaged in, was his blurting out his lusting after blonde Supergirl.

Jeb Bush, Icky and Awkward: Jokes That Supergirl 'Looks ...

Jeb just wants you to like him. Unfortunately, he has an odd, and somewhat creepy way of going about persuading voters that he has a likable personality.



With that can we all just hope that a psychiatrist team is standing ready to dart Jeb Bush before he hurts himself in his Trump Derangement Syndrome. Jeb Bush is in a meltdown and the stress is proving that his 3 AM phone call should be from inside a psych ward for more meds.

Jeb Bush needs a family intervention.



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