Monday, January 4, 2016

Ted Cruz, The Horror Story Inspiration

As another Lame Cherry exclusive in matter anti matter, as you probably missed it, in the plumes of fictional poll numbers of Ted Cruz, there are some choice observations by someone who had to live with Ted Cruz as to what kind of person he really is.

This should have some weight as you only know someone, when you are locked for months in a room with them, and can not get out......sort of like being locked with a maniac for 4 years once they are in the White House.
The voters of Iowa should probably pay attention to this about Ted Cruz, as ............well three facts appeared about Ted Cruz in college.

  1. College girls at Princeton avoided him like the plague, requested his roommate to keep him away.
  2. He was bad company in annoying people who had to be stuck living with him in bad habits.
  3. His body odor was off the scale as he had not discovered soap or deodorant.

When Ted Cruz was my roommate, he'd endlessly hit the snooze button. I asked him to stop. He wouldn't. So I Krazy-glued it.

@visentin Two people locked in stony silence? One of whom had SERIOUS body odor issues? Who was the one who was not me? Okay. It's your TV.

@Redastelz @gregorybehrendt @pattonoswalt I begged them for a different room or roommate. Begged. They didn't understand then. They do now.

Craig Mazin @clmazin
@DanSwerdlin What you see before you now is EXACTLY who he was back then. He does not change. The way zombies and mold don't change.

That is not too comforting, but Mazin told the press this about Ted Cruz.

"I would end up fielding the [girls'] complaints: 'Could you please keep your roommate out of our hallway?'" his undergrad roommate at Princeton Craig Mazin told the Daily Beast over the summer.

 Any way, it is novel in perhaps the way to deal with Ted Cruz is one has to employ Krazy Glue, pepper spray and volumes of detergents and cologne, but the most readily method would be if the Americans in Iowa, New Hampshire and South Carolina, simply did not vote for this............

Well Benjamin Franklin said that guests were like dead fish in stinking in 3 days, Ted Cruz is apparently like this, but people find out that they can not get rid of the smell as this Canadian Cuban lingers on, and on, and on..........except when at filibustering, as then he has a 12 hour timer.

For those who wonder what a Craig Mazin is, he is screenwriter for Scary Movie 3 and 4. Who knew Ted Cruz was the inspiration for his horror story success, eh?