As another Lame Cherry exclusive in matter anti matter.
I do not Tweet nor Twitter. I know if I did, that I would be the best at it like blogging as it takes Inspiration and ability from God.
I picked up a link from Drudge by David Axelrod in his Tweets, and for the first time ever looked at Twitter, and I soon found that like Joe Klein of Swampland should be banned from blogging, as very few people have a talent for it, that every liberal sucks at Tweeting.
Here is Axelrod on Ben Carson not hearing his name called that GOP debate. Axelrod who Tweets for Obama said it was a disaster........bad night for Mr. Trump too. The problem is Axelrod was proven flat ass wrong, meaning when his candidate is not propped up like Obama, that Axelrod has no political instinct.
David Axelrod
Already a bad night for @RealBenCarson and the questioning hasn't begun!
#GOPDebate
Then we have that weird Lawrence O'Donnell. He does well when he retweets other people's brilliance. Not so good when it is his mind at work.
Lawrence O'Donnell Retweeted
The Intercept
Taxpayers give big pensions to ex-presidents, precisely so they don't have to sell out. http://interc.pt/1TOFHSz
The there is Hillary Clinton's Donna Brazille..........she should be banned for boring.
Donna Brazile
That was the most incredible #HalftimeShow ever. For the couch potatoes, it was a mover and a shaker. #superbowl50
Chris Matthews was bragging he got the Donald Trump interview. That is about as exciting as Chris gets.
Chris Matthews
@hardball_chris
29 minutes ago
My boisterous face to face with @realDonaldTrump. Get it in full tonight on @hardball at 7et. #hardball #NHPrimary
Then there is Rachel Maddow. Her lurch is with fellow lesbian Hillary in the first post apocalyptic interview.
Rachel Maddow MSNBC
@maddow
17 minutes ago
We've got @HillaryClinton 's final national interview before the polls open in NH: tonight, MSNBC 9pm ET.
Then there is image Obama..........This must be someone hired to Tweet for the image as no one is this self damning, as the image admits he threw most of America into prison..
Then there is Bill Maher who might have committed suicide at the Super Bowl as no one has heard from him in 21 hours......and this guy only works once a week on Friday.
Might as well visit people more dregs than Maher. That would be Ricky Gervais, that 3 foot tall nothing who seems fixated on dying too.
Ricky Gervais
@rickygervais
4 hours ago
"If pets don't go to Heaven, I don't want to go there"- #Derek Streaming now on @Netflix around the world
Then there is the not funny Seth MacFarlane with this post on Taylor Swift.
Seth MacFarlane Retweeted
StarWipe
Man Arrested For Lurking Outside Taylor Swift’s Home Without Photographing Her For Profit http://starwipe.com/r/1956tsd
No Tweet if the man arrested was Seth, as you know he posted this, because he wants to creeper up her trellis.
Lastly there is thee most boring thing on the planet in Michael Moore, who has to invade New Hampshire to try and get some publicity as no one cares what this old man is doing.
Michael Moore
Free screening of my new film tonite in Concord,NH! RSVP @: WhereToInvadeNextMovie@gmail.com Sorry I can't b there!
I honestly conclude now that Twitter is like the mirror in a public toilet, where the talented people are in the stalls composing poetry and the rest of them are standing in a piss stench room, stopping to admire themselves in their selfie mirror.
I thought the internet was for porn and jacking off, but it appears from the above, that except for Bill Maher being dead in missing 21 hours and Seth MacFarlane masturbating over Taylor Swift, there are no sticky keyboards or Cheetos stains in the knickers as these people have lived out their 15 seconds of fame about the time Donald Trump was fathering his first kid.
Speaking of which, I found the Presidential Father and Daughter Tweeting and Retweeting, and these are my kind of people.
Ivanka Trump is has got it all together in no self promotion, but posts links about how people can build success in every facet of their lives.My kind of Popular Girl.
Ivanka Trump Retweeted
So far the Super Bowl is very boring - not nearly as exciting as politics - MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!
Donald J. Trump
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