Thursday, March 24, 2016

That Slut Ted Cruz



As another Lame Cherry exclusive in matter anti matter.


The same National Enquirer which broke the John Edwards impregnation of a woman as his wife was rotting from cancer, has now released their undercover investigation which found that Rafael Ted Cruz has cheated on Heidi Nelson Cruz with 5 different bimbo.

The Lame Cherry will defend Ted Cruz against these reckless charges which are selling Ted Cruz short. Upon inquiry from the Lame Cherry, that number is 10 women are in the cheat sheet column with Ted Cruz, and he is actively dumping sperm into two of these women as of this date.

Ah to clarify this, one of these women that Ted Cruz is active with, dresses up like a male in a sort of cross dressing tranny, and sucks Ted's dick.

Ted Cruz is bi sexual according to inquiry. His college Nig, you can witness by the upstairs photo, has Ted very uncomfortable with where the Afriod has his hand and is dreaming of putting his dick with Ted. Let me be clear though, that Ted Cruz does not take dick up the ass. Ted is like Obama in getting his dick licked and performing hand jobs in response.


Inquiry points to the Ted is a fudge packer, likes to give it from behind and these last two birds are not licking the lolly.

Ted is very careful, almost to the paranoid, as he is not going to have any Monica blue dress moments. No cell phones allowed and the toilet flush is where the condoms all go
It says one of the women works  for him. I wonder if that was in the Robert Mercer donation.

Heidi Cruz is apparently a non cheater. Then again, after being with Ted women seem to commit suicide or run to Donald Trump for protection.

Who was it that vouched for Ted Cruz? Why it was Khazaran mafia Mark Levin and Viagra Rush Limbaugh. Last time I checked Ronald Reagan was not listed in Man Whores Are Us.




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