Thursday, May 12, 2016

A Point of Order Mr. President Elect, Donald Trump

As another Lame Cherry exclusive in matter anti matter.

Mr. President Elect, Donald Trump, the member rises to a point of order to you sir, in seeking an addition to your list of Vice Presidential candidates, in the honorable Madams of Cathy Rodgers and Jamie Beutler of the great state of Washington.

These are the Congressional powers which would assist greatly, and Representative Rodgers hinted that Mr. Trump should pick a female Vice President, and I concur.

Mr. President Elect, the 4th most powerful woman in the House has been warming up to you greatly, and her legislative thumper has not been trash talking you Sir, like that rather politically ignorant Kristi Noem of South Dakota.

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I will Mr. President Elect support your wise choice, but I will also Sir advocate for these two self made, accomplished, astute and attractive right wing Ladies, who will be the ultimate trump card against that husband nag, coattail clutching, snarling and geezerly ugly, Hillary Rodham Clinton.

We need youth Mr. Trump, so in 8 years you will transfer your Administration safely into the hands of those who have matured under Trumpamerica.

Thank you sir.