Saturday, August 20, 2016

The Solution to Olympians Disgracing America

As another Lame Cherry exclusive in matter anti matter.

I start this with the same reality which I have stated previously in, I do not watch the Olympics, I hate the Olympics and the Olympic welfare recipients are nothing but athletic bimbos.

Now onto the story of Jimmy Feigen, Jack Conger, Gunnar Bentz and Ryan Lochte, the disgraceful US swimmers at the Olympics who were not at their quarters, but out boozing in Brazil all night, broke into a service station restroom by kicking down the door, pissed outside of the building, lied about being robbed when paying 400 dollars for their breaking and entering, and then manufactured a conspiracy to cover up what reprobate trash they all are.

I would like to first say something to the racists in Brazil. Fuck off in you are not getting your hands on Americans and if you continue on, America will nuke your mongrel asses and do something respectable with your country.

With that stated, there requires a review of Olympians, because most people do not understand that these "athletes" are paid a luxury lifestyle once they make the Olympic team. These are taxpayer funded athletes who are public property, like the Flag in representing these United States of America.

To do what these swimmers did, is a disgrace and criminal. Therefore I have a simply solution.

First all of these swimmers and all Olympians are from this point on, along with their pimp coaches ALL kicked off the public dole. If they want to be amateurs and in the Olympics, let all this ilk fund themselves for the "love of the games".

Second, the citizenship of Jimmy Feigen, Jack Conger, Gunnar Bentz and Ryan Lochte is hereby rejected, where upon they will be cordially dumped back into Rio, with full 24 hour warning where their boat will be landing to 2 million furious Brazilians, and with that the Brazilians can do whatever the hell that backwards 3rd world banana organized community wants to.

Third America bans televising, streaming, broadcasting, listening to or covering the Olympics as it only appeals to morons.

Fourth, if the above is not acceptable to Jimmy Feigen, Jack Conger, Gunnar Bentz and Ryan Lochte and the morons that love the Olympics, then I will compromise in a fitting punishment of Jimmy Feigen, Jack Conger, Gunnar Bentz and Ryan Lochte, if they do not want to return to Rio. Then just take these fine swimmers out to the Amazon Delta and tell them if they make it back to America, they will not have to go to Rio, but in either case, the American People seize all their property to get some of the money back in reparations for their cheating Americans out of their investment.

I like that idea for all Olympians. Either they produce and stay legal or they can swim back to America.

Oh and for that skirt who would not put her hand over her heart........same deal in if Americans tell here to sit on a wire and chirp, she chirps as Americans are funding these one dimensional creatures.

Did I mention that I hate the Olympics.