As another Lame Cherry exclusive in matter anti matter.
All of us owe a depth of thanks to the extent of just letting Hillary Clinton steal the 2016 election from Donald Trump, after she apparently had a doctor shoot her up with some horse size stimulants to get her out of bed in order to explain to all of us that we can not be too hasty as Donald Trump was in concluding that a timer, sometimes a cell phone, a detonator, wires, and explosives are not a bomb as Mr. Trump told America upon the New York bombings happening.
While Mrs. Clinton did not go into details as she appeared to be falling asleep (apparently the blood transfusion has a juice life in Mrs. Clinton of about 28 hours and then she goes back auditioning for a toe tag from the old folks home), but we can all surmise this is what Mrs. Clinton would have explained if she was not sick.
Mrs. Clinton would have said that just like that little terror boy who built a "clock" and terrorized children in Texas, that sometimes a cell phone, hooked up to a detonator and explosive material, might just be a rather long range phone answering machine.
Take for example that some gay guy, is on tour to Alexander Hamilton, but has to have a way out as he has to go to work in the morning. As theater goers do not like phones ringing during a musical, perhaps the gay guy left his long distance alert system on a sidewalk blocks away, where when it went off, he could then just stroll home and have a gelato with all the other gay patrons.
And about that pressure cooker? I am not a gay food expert, but perhaps it was something like flambe' or whatever that flaming stuff is, or could it have been a gay guy was cooking beans, took his bean pan out for a walk, got tired, but had his phone hooked up to it, so it could make a call when it wanted him to come back and have a gelato with it. It was all innocent as it was the bean gas pent up which was the problem, and when the poor bean pot tried to phone home, it all went off, ruining a good bean dinner.
It would be easier if Mrs. Clinton had been awake and well enough to fill in the details of bombs are not bombs lecture and the laypeople who know nothing of these pyrotechnic events, as we have not had institutional degrees or training in dealing with events like this, as Mrs. Clinton apparently has.
For those who would state that Hillary Clinton has no degrees or training, I would defend Mrs. Clinton in stating that she has been bedding the terror liaison in Huma Abedin and Huma was married to Anthony Wiener who has Mosaad connections, so with all of that pillow talk, you have to agree that there had to be something of knowledge passed between them, so Mrs. Clinton is of course an expert in pyrotechnics and we should all trust her, as who is a better teacher than people connected with radical gays hiding in religion.
So I think that Mrs. Clinton has proven that she is ready to be in the White House. She answered the 8 PM call from CNN and that is like 7 hours close to a 3 AM phone call, and although she was incoherent, asleep, nonsensical and wrong........sort of like Behghazi, we can all rest assured as Mrs. Clinton gives a sleepy interview that she will have an opinion on a situation of life and death, and it will be wrong.
That does not matter though as this is about the vast knowledge of Hillary Clinton, and not about her being wrong, sounding stupid, being asleep and looking like she better keep her socks on or a mortician will tie a toe tag on her, because Hillary Clinton rose to task.......just like on 9 11, she led that coward Senator Chuck Schumer to the White House, braving missile attack and demanding George Bush give her money.
Why she did not phone I do not know..........
*Poor woman, she went through 19 gallons of transfusion and it only lasted her 28 hours. That is like she is burning up 3 quarts an hour. At that rate she would have America dry by 2018.
A noticeably frail-looking Hillary Clinton discussed the bombing in New York City Saturday night, hitting Donald Trump for saying the explosion resulted from a "bomb."
Clinton herself, however, began her remarks by likewise referring to the "bombings."
"I've been briefed about the bombings in New York and New Jersey," she told reporters.
"Do you have any reaction to Donald Trump immediately ... referring to the explosion as a bomb?" a reporter asked.
"Well I think it's important to know the facts before responding to an incident like this," Clinton said. "I think it's always wiser to wait to until you have information for making conclusions, because we are just in the beginning stages of trying to determine what happened."
CLINTON: "I've been briefed about the bombings in New York and New Jersey and the attack in Minnesota. Obviously, we need to do everything we can to support our first responders. Also to pray for the victims. We have to let the investigation unfold. We've been in touch with various officials including in the mayor's office in New York to learn what they are discovering as they conduct this investigation and I'll have more to say about it when we actually have the facts."
REPORTER: "Secretary, do you have any reaction to the fact that Donald Trump immediately took the stage tonight, calling the explosion a 'bomb'?"
CLINTON: "Well I think it's important to know all of the facts about an incident like this. That's why it's critical to support the first responders, the investigators who are looking into it, trying to figure out what did happen. I think it's always wiser to wait to until you have information for making conclusions, because we are just in the beginning stages of trying to determine what happened."