As another Lame Cherry exclusive in matter anti matter.
Shopping around for inspirational leaders for our modern President to emulate, can any of us ever rightly overlook the original Andrew Jackson in the tough guy able to handle the robust local populations, other than Dragwlya.
Some might refer to him as VLADISLAVS DRACVLA WALLACHIA WEYWODEN, but the common fiction has him as Vlad Dracula, and for some sedate reason have tamed him as vampire.
Yes vampires are tame compared to the peoples of Székely and Saxons who formed the Frontier Guard against Muslim Rape Cock in Hungary, in the region of Romania.
It really does not matter the who ruled what and who got imprisoned by Muslims, and other political nonsense, as all that matters is that Dracula was the savior of Europe who was the first real leader who slaughtered Muslims and just about anyone else who did not have manners.
Just look at this quote from the fake news, generated by the pinko commie leftist West Wing Democrat types about this wonderful Christian. One would think you were listening to Rachel Maddow talk about Donald Trump.
They describe Vlad as a "demented psychopath, a sadist, a gruesome murderer, a masochist", worse than Caligula and Nero.
Yes Caligula and Nero were timid. I mean Adolf Hitler was a nice Catholic worshiper compared to Vlad Dracula. Really not even Stalin knocking off 40 million Ukrainians and cock raping German women in the millions, just did not have the style of Dracula.
Even Saddam Hussein was the JV compared to this fine example of leadership.
Here read this quote, as the Muslim Emperor actually was envious of this ruler.
The sultan's army entered into the area of the impalements, which was seventeen stades long and seven stades wide. There were large stakes there on which, as it was said, about twenty thousand men, women, and children had been spitted, quite a sight for the Turks and the sultan himself. The sultan was seized with amazement and said that it was not possible to deprive of his country a man who had done such great deeds, who had such a diabolical understanding of how to govern his realm and its people. And he said that a man who had done such things was worth much. The rest of the Turks were dumbfounded when they saw the multitude of men on the stakes. There were infants too affixed to their mothers on the stakes, and birds had made their nests in their entrails.
— Laonikos Chalkokondyles: The Histories
That is like almost 2 miles long by 3/4's of a mile wide. Of course in this era of green, we are more worried about the 20,000 trees which were cut down for the impaling of these well deserving fodder. Vlad Dracula though was wise in the birds were able to breed not in the trees, but in the guts of the fodder.
Vlad even helped Catholics go to their heaven. In kindness he even impaled their donkey to go with them.
According to one of Beheim's stories, Vlad had two monks impaled to assist them to go to heaven, also ordering the impalement of their donkey because it began braying after its masters' death.
It is reality that Vlad Dracula stayed off the first Black Plague in putting his time to good use in being an exterminator and impaling rats, no doubt practicing so he would be more skilled in impaling humans.
Rangoni also recorded the rumour that while in prison Vlad caught rats to cut them up into pieces or stuck them on small pieces of wood, because he was unable to "forget his wickedness"
One just has to admire the inventive genius of Dracula though in he knew how to handle Muslims and their turbans and burkas.
Turkish messengers came to [Vlad] to pay respects, but refused to take off their turbans, according to their ancient custom, whereupon he strengthened their custom by nailing their turbans to their heads with three spikes, so that they could not take them off. — Antonio Bonfini: Historia Pannonica
See the point in this, can you imagine how unpopular Muslim head gear would be if the modern Christian practiced what Dracula preached? Can you imagine what Dracula would do to Muslim Rape Cocks for disrespecting the vaginas and anus of Dracula's subjects?
Dracula was also creative in the kitchen.
[Vlad] had a big copper cauldron built and put a lid made of wood with holes in it on top. He put the people in the cauldron and put their heads in the holes and fastened them there; then he filled it with water and set a fire under it and let the people cry their eyes out until they were boiled to death. And then he invented frightening, terrible, unheard of tortures. He ordered that women be impaled together with their suckling babies on the same stake. The babies fought for their lives at their mother's breasts until they died. Then he had the women's breasts cut off and put the babies inside headfirst; thus he had them impaled together. — About a mischievous tyrant called Dracula vodă (No. 12–13)
The tales about Bashir Assad are quite civil really, but then he is a secularist and never got really practiced in the Christian arts.
Take for example Dracula dealing with welfare recipients, liberals and feminists.
The tales about the burning of the lazy, the poor, and the lame at Vlad's order and the execution of the woman who had made her husband too short a shirt can also be found among the German and Slavic anecdotes. The peasants telling the tales knew that Vlad's sobriquet was connected to the frequent impalements during his reign, but they said only such cruel acts could secure public order in Wallachia
So you see the people just had to be dealt with in a strong way, because they refused to obey themselves and act civilized like Dracula the Christian.
It all came to an end though when Dracula converted to the church of Rome and died from the apostasy.
On the other hand, the Skazanie sharply criticized Vlad for his conversion to Catholicism, attributing his death to this apostasy
The moral of the story is that Dracula was a great deliverer of the Eastern Christians, saving them from Islam. President Vladimir Putin is quite saintly in being quite reserved. Granted Muslims are pussies and he does not have to deal with real Americans, but all the same, we have learned how to be a real leader and to never become a right legger as that just dooms you as the worst crime in the world.
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