Monday, May 15, 2017

What has I said about Knocking

As another Lame Cherry exclusive in matter anti matter.

I had this advertisement pop up on my homepage and it occurred to me how quickly dementia sets in the leading causes of it:

  1. When a cop pulls you over and asks you how fast you were driving.
  2. When Homeland Security appears and asks you your name.
  3. When the IRS audits you about deductions that look like sports bar reciepts
  4. When your spouse finds other peoples underwear in your car.
  5. When someone asks you how bad of athlete you are.
  6.  When someone else remembers who you dated in high school.
  7. When it comes time to pick up the check.

About as much useful medical information as a cock flavored lollipop in a lesbian's candy panty flavored underwear drawer.