Sunday, July 2, 2017

WWE Mr. High Rise vs CNN

That's President High Rise To You

As another Lame Cherry exclusive in matter anti matter.


For years, the elite of America have scoffed at the buffoons who follow NASCAR, the morons who read Bibles, the asstards who have guns and the shit for brain rubes who love WWE wrestling, because to a liberal mind, IT IS ALL FAKE.

Bizarre now though when Mr. High Rise (That would be Democrat Don AKA Donald Trump) posts a fake video about a fake event where Mr. High Rise, body slams CNN, the Fake News trolls no longer think it is fake wrestling.

ABC News’ Martha Raddatz took the fake video seriously in an interview with Homeland Security adviser Thomas Bossert. “That seems like a threat,” Raddatz asserted. “No one would perceive that as a threat,” Bossert replied.

So the Lame Cherry decided to get some comments from WWE wrestlers.

Ted Dibiase, the Million Dollar Man

Martha Raddatz is completely safe as no one would ever lay anything on her, including her.

New York Magazine writer Frank Rich called the president’s tweet “insanity” and “an attempt that might be successful to drum up violence against journalists.”

Randy Horton

Seth Rich and all that fag media might hope to do some sweaty man wrestling, but believe me they are completely safe.

 New York Times reporter Alan Rappeport called the president’s tweet “A call for violence against the media.”


Hey let the media dial 9 11 as that is what they expect blacks to do in Chicago real violence.

CNN commentator Ana Navarro called the tweet “an incitement to violence” in an appearance on ABC News. “He is going to get somebody killed in the media,” she claimed.

The Undertaker


I do have coffins, caskets and six foot holes to fit all sizes.

The reality is Martha Radditz could not tell you who any of the above are. Ana Navarro could not tell you from a Bible verse what is King James or Amplified. Allen Rappeport could not tell you the difference between 357 and 38 Special,  and Frank Rich could not tell you which cars the NASCAR leaders are driving this year.  Yet suddenly they of Fake News are the experts on fake wrestling, in some of the most gifted athletes and performers of the era. The Fake News has no idea that Donald Trump AKA Mr. High Rise just played them, so that for 48 hours Americans are going to be talking about what pimple asses the bullies at Fake New are in not liking the same treatment they have been bullying Donald Trump with for over two years.

Yes it is only when that Dwayne Johnson is cocking off as the new Designer Negro for democrats 2020 do these wrestlers actually have a place in liberal media to be quoted.

Donald Trump keeps throwing raw meat at the media mongrels and they keep going into frenzy over it. That is what being President looks like.