Friday, November 17, 2017

Gene Simmons a new Lame Cherry Hero

As another Lame Cherry exclusive in matter anti matter.

I do not know if you happened upon this, but Rupert Murdoch FOX has taken to  banning Conservatives and Jews at FOX News in the form of Gene Simmons of the legendary Rock Band KISS.

Simmons was in top form at FOX when he appeared to promote his new book ON POWER, on FOX and FRIENDS with Maria Bartiromo.
He then leaped from the couch to help the delighted weather girl forecast the weather, but Simmons was not done yet.

He then offered this advice to Bartiromo when asked about Harvey Weinstein.

“The lunatics have taken over the insane asylum when respected business entities such as yourself ask guys that like to stick their tongues out, what I think of Harvey Weinstein.”

“Okay, I’m a powerful and attractive man, and what I’m about to say is deadly serious. Men are jackasses. From the time we’re young we have testosterone. I’m not validating it or defending it.”

Yes Gene Simmons has it right as in nature dolphin women run from dolphin cock, cow women run from bull cock, turkey women run from turkey cock, and cat women run from cat cock. Hell deer women run from buck cock and that is why so many are road kill this time of year.
Only human primates trust in words and threats of prison to protect them when they show up for the promise of a job or Kevin Spacey really  thinks 14 year old boys have the secret to the universe.

This is what then followed:

Simmons showed up on the 14th floor to do a book-plugging interview with’s entertainment section, but instead barged in on a staff meeting uninvited.
“Hey chicks, sue me!” he shouted, and then pulled open his red velvet shirt to reveal his chest and belly, according to the source. Then he starting telling Michael Jackson pedophilia jokes, and then bopped two employees on the head with his book, making derisive comments about their comparative intelligence according to the sound their heads made when struck.
In case you missed the Michael Jackson pedophile jokes, here  are some, but feel free to add your favorite pedophile from Kevin Spacey to Mitch McConnell's best friend in Dennis Hastert or Kevin Spacey's best friend in Bill Clinton.

How do you tell what time it is for Michael Jackson to go to bed?

It's when the big hand hits the little hand.

Why does Michael Jackson like twenty four year olds?

Because there are 20 of them.

What do Kevin Spacey and Walmart have in common?

They both have children's pants half off.

 How do you know Michael Jackson is getting laid"?
There is a tricycle in the drive way.

 I particularly enjoyed Gene Simmons IQ test for FOX employees by bopping them on the head with his book and judging intelligence by hollow the sound was.

We need more of Gene Simmons and not less, because when we have nothing but Foxflakes with Homo Hannity, who have a legend banned for being more entertaining than the entire Fox television line up, it is time for God to meet out Judgment and crop the entire human race in plague and war, as Gene Simmons is who men are and what Americans used to be.

Time for a song.

kiss-calling - YouTube

You need my love baby, oh so bad You're not the only one I've ever had And if I say I wanna set you free Don't you know you'll be in misery They call me ...