Ivanka Brand
As another Lame Cherry exclusive in matter anti matter.
The Lame Cherry salutes that little entrepreneur, Mrs. Jared Kushner, as she is not letting the White House stand in the way of her making money, as she opens up new territory, as Jared is not exactly anything but a debt maker, but then Jared's interests appear to be in other areas.
He used to look at me like that........
See then there is Jared doing the long touch on Hope Hicks, and Jared is thinking lower to natural breasts instead of the silicon of Ivanka.
Jared's other hand checking for Hope's bra
But then Ivanka used to grab Jared's balls in pubic to keep him interested.
THIS IS A REAL PHOTO
Now Jared has to take his affections where they come, at least until he is off in the Mideast going at it for months with Dina, and Ivanka gets Dina fired, as she tries to make Jared earn a profit.
Sorry about the sperm in your perm Dina....
Ivanka though or Jael by her Jewish name, has been busy with profits. Ivanka opened a new store in Daddy's building, taking advantage of exploiting the President for her own profit.
In Trump Tower, Ivanka, has a special 25 dollar Christmas, or Hanukahmas ornament to hang of the gomorrah or whatever that thing big candle is the Jews worship when the oil did not run out, like it now does out of the Syrian Golan for profit.
Anyway the Lame Cherry checked around and here is what I found in Ivanka's money making opportunities.
Look at this one, the Wailing Wall as sponsored by Ivanka Brand, The special gift here is Ivanka's Tears in a Bottle perfume with special Jew prayer paper.
Get your Wailing Wall tears here!!!
Then there is the White House, Ivanka has her own store out front on the lawn. The special 25 dollar gift there are John Kelly whips used to drive Omarosa from the White House back to the plantation.
Special Impeachment sale on White House antiques...
Ivanka Brand is really caring though, as here we see Ivanka sponsoring Arlington National Cemetery. For each funeral, Ivanka donates 3% of the profits, providing the family purchases 25 little flags at 25 dollars a flag to remember the ceremony at Arlington.
Ivanka approved Ivanka tested....
Lastly, we discovered Ivanka sponsoring Planned Parenthood with her own chain of stores. The gift lobby includes a choice of either your very own fetus on a chain to remember your visit or Ivanka's own personal RU 486 smart phone, shaped like the pill.
We can all understand in what a deadbeat Jared is, and a woman has to take care of herself when the husband can't keep his hands off the younger attractive brunette women who have accomplished so much. Ivanka must earn the money to keep the children in silks and pearls. The Lame Cherry celebrates the entrepreneurial Mrs. Jared Kushner as few people would have dared to put their brand name on sacred places, but not Ivanka Trump Kusher, she knows where to take it ten steps further where her daddy would stop.
Nuff Said
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