Ivanka Trump Rump USA Olymian
As another Lame Cherry exclusive in matter anti matter.
Well, it has finally been revealed why Ivanka Trump Kushner has been beefing up her large thighs and big ass for the past year, to the point in the State of the Union, she adorned herself with one of Muchelle Obama Bay Window dresses made of upholstery enough to cover a bed, it is because Ivanka is going to lead the Olympic Parade.
Those Tofu Shakes really paid off
Rumor had it that Vank had lobbied hard the Olympic Committee to create a category for women called the Breast Olympics. It had something to do with silicon implants and some event called the Pussy Pole Vault where a woman laid on her back and tried to squirt lactation milk over a bar or something. The committee though could not figure out what the reasoning was besides Ivanka earning 7 gold medals in the petitioned for categories.
WASHINGTON (AP) — The White House says President Donald Trump' daughter, Ivanka, will lead the U.S. delegation to the closing ceremony of the Winter Olympics in Pyeongchang (PYUHNG'-chahng), South Korea.
Ivanka Trump serves in the White House as an unpaid adviser to her father.
Vice President Mike Pence is leading a delegation to the opening ceremony for the games. He arrived late Tuesday in Japan.
The Winter Olympics are being held Feb. 9-25.
Olympian Ivanka Kushner
Breast Stroke on Track and Field
Pussy Pole Vault
Long Distance Breast Jump
Breast Jump
50 meter Breast Squirt
100 meter Breast Squirt
Make your Jared carry the baby as you raise taxes on the poor
Bertha Bumhilder
There was some talk originally, that Vank's mum, the lovely Ivana, had attempted to have her Slavic nation enter a certain woman named Bertha Bumhilder from Belarus to go to the Olympics for Ivanka, and enter such events as shot put, hammer throw and something about crushing rocks with her bare hands, but they wanted no part of this as, the woman was not even Slavic.
I just do not know why Jael Ivanka Kushner did not go to the Olympics as a Jew, as she is a Jew National and would qualify under the Israeli Olympics, with that hurdle overcome, how hard would it be for Jared to bribe each woman with a million dollars to fall down as Ivanka won all the events and set Olympic gold history eh?
So what was left for the Vank was putting on the big ass and big thighs to carry the Olympic Flag just before her father and Herbert McMaster turn it all into a radioactive pile of nuclear waste.
NBC really should bill the Winter Olympics in that way, in watch the Olympics at Seoul as Seoul will be a sea of glass after Ivanka Kushner carries the flag in the closing ceremonies.
The Cylon Twin
That girl has had some really good plastic surgery done, not just on her tits, but her getting that Kardashian Ass was all Whoppers and Chocolate Shakes at midnight.
I just have one Congressional law request for 2018 AD in the year of our Lord, well it is two. The first is Ivanka always says she is unpaid, and she costs Americans like a million dollars a week flying around. I want Congress to pass a law that all of these unpaid people for Donald Trump have to reimburse taxpayers for these junkets and lastly, if Ivanka appears in Seoul and starts a war as things tend to get bombed when she gets involved, I want Congress to pass a non shield law that Koreans can sue her for scorching their peninsula.
There is a great deal of satire in this once again revealing the ludicrous narcissism of Ivanka Kushner, but for a moment of cold hard reality, considering the mood of Kim Jong Un in kidnapping women, poisoning his brother to death, does it really make sense to parade the President's unpopular daughter, who is not popular either at the Olympics for self gratification, where some enemy state could attempt something, and thereby the United States would be mandated to respond militarily in a first strike on North Korea.
Even if it is only 1 in 100 chances in this, do any of us think that Ivanka Kushner is worth 50 million incinerated Asians? How about several major US cities nuked in an exchange, just because Ivanka wants more attention to feed her ego in carrying a flag?
As her father will not tell this problem child to stay home and take care of her own children, as she hires that done out of China, perhaps Americans need to start voicing their concerns that Ivanka endangering then and the world is not acceptable American policy.
Nuff Said
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