Saturday, April 14, 2018

The Lame Cherry Comes Out of the Closet to Support Gay Rights

 Hurry up Jimmy,  and we all get a merit badge if
 we help that homosexual incinerate themselves.

As another Lame Cherry exclusive in matter anti matter.

The Lame Cherry finally joins Sean Homo Hannity in supporting the right of gays to douse themselves in gasoline in protest and lighting up, like David Bookel, pronounced Beau Kill, I suppose in his right to make an effective left wing protest as it should be done. Yes this attorney was not all talk, but took action as it should be taken.

My name is David Buckel and I just killed myself by fire as a protest suicide,” read a hand-written message left at the scene. “I apologize to you for the mess.”
“My early death by fossil fuel reflects what we are doing to ourselves,” he wrote. “A lifetime of service may best be preserved by giving a life … Honorable purpose in life invites honorable purchase in death.
“I hope it is an honorable death that might serve others.”
In his note, Buckel invoked the images of protesters setting themselves afire to protest the Chinese occupation of Tibet.
“This is not new, as many have chose to give a life based on the view that no other action can most meaningfully address the harm they see,” he wrote.
“Here is a hope that giving a life might bring some attention to the need for expanded actions, and help others give a voice to our home, and Earth is heard.”
The Lame Cherry now urges other notable sodomites to protest by flame in what really matters to them. I can see a line forming in:

George Takei protesting William Shatner

Ellen DeGeneres protesting Jesus Campos.

Shep Smith protesting Donald Trump.

........and all of these wonderful people Trump State is promoting in rights, to go out to a gas station, fill her up, take a petrol bath and smoke if they got em, in exercising their rights of freedom to assemble a bonfire with themselves as fuel. What could be more gay than this than being jolly over the ultimate exercise of rights.

Hell even Tam Bruce might shower off as she has that odd woman who committed suicide with a bullet after dating her as a child and Bruce built a career after that posing with guns.

The Lame Cherry calls upon Donald Trump to go full fuel on this one in allocating to gays 10 gallons of gasoline instead of selling it all to China. Call it Gasfare for the Fag, as should not all of us have the compassion to at least chip in some gas as liberals always are telling us we need to keep funding McConnell', Ryan's and Trump's aborticides of children. Should not queers have the same right to become primate torches in going full flame on what really matters to them.

Should not a homosexual life have more purpose than the scent of feces penis or latex vagina? Is not this the real civil rights cause of the 21st century in Birther Hussein brought them all out of the closet, so should not Trump's oil barons bring the sodomite to a hydrocarbon salute instead of a fire and brimstone fate?

Yes David Buckel had it right, as gays always have everything right and we can do nothing but support the choice of someone aborting themselves out of the womb.

Let that be the campaign slogan of the next election in not Tippercanoe and Tyler Too, but Douse with Gas that took it up the Ass.

I apologize in it taking so long for this blog to come into full support of gay rights. I just never considered the Gay Dream was what God gave them in the Dead Sea of Sodom and Gomorrah.

Gays should not have to rub two sticks together to start themselves on fire. I say let's toss in a Zippo lighter, no make that a box of matches as we want this a green event and a metal lighter would just be more litter. Yes a can of gas for them that like it up the ass and a match for the fire to catch.

It would be better if they would just be happy Christians, but in this Christless world, who am I to question why.

No topping the tank off their Kim,
as we all have to save a gallon for the queer behind us.


Nuff Said