Thursday, July 26, 2018

What Happened to that Syrian oil?

Vladimir, now would I try and jew you down?

As another Lame Cherry exclusive in matter anti matter.

Jeff Rense noted that after Benjamin Netanyahu went to Moscow and met with President Vladimir Putin that Russia cancelled their S 300 anti aircraft missile deal in somehow Netanyahu laid down the law. Granted Netanyahu was a dunce for bragging about it which displeased the Russians, but the Lame Cherry will inform you what the deal was about.

After Netanyahu met Putin, Russia halts S-300 missile defense ...

Russia is not in talks with the Syrian government about supplying advanced S-300 ground-to-air missiles and does not think they are needed, reportedly. The news follows a visit to Moscow by Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu this week, who has been lobbying Putin hard not to transfer the ...

See the deal went something like this:


Yes this all starts with Donald John and his boyling Jared Kushner, who has wasted 20 months on peace and it is now for a man to appear in Sebastian Kurz to set about a new order to the Mideast, but the conversation went something like this:

Netanyahu: Tell you what Donald, I will give up annexing Syria for now, as long as your military which has control over the Syrian oil wells on the Iraqi border, hands all that oil over to me, instead of laundering it into Turkey Muslims by Obama ISIS.
For that Donald, we can work a deal with Moscow to allow them to keep Assad in power, as long as Moscow drives the Iranian Shia out of Syria.

Trump: Great deal there Bibi. You be my emissary to Moscow and lay it all out to Putin and that is what we will do. We agree to not bomb Syria. He agrees no S 300's and moves the Iranian's out, and you get the oil as a bribe to not annex Syria.

Bibi didn't you read the Commandment about,
Thou shalt not steal thy neighbor's oil?


OK now we move onto Moscow:

Vladimir: So I get to keep Assad in power, Russian bases in Syria for our protection, and if I do not sell S 300 missiles to Syria and move Iran out, you will not bomb Syria or the Americans, and the oil gets laundered to Israel.

I already have money and a country Bibi,
so I am not interested in a plane load of Kosher salami

Bibi: Yes President Putin, after all your 50 year old missile systems shot the hell out of American missiles and jets, so there is not much point in selling the S 300's.

Vladimir: Tell Donald that I agree to the negotiations.

And that is the happy agreement which has been reached, because you know those American oil companies in northwest Syria that Donald John used US troops to secure those oil fields and blew up Russian mercenaries to keep them, are still pumping hundreds of thousands of barrels of oil out of those fields (probably slant drilled into Iraq) and that oil and that money is still going somewhere in that much oil simply is  not black funding this president's mercenary army to project American policy not being reported to Congress.

That of course is if you are interested in the art of the deal Truth.......once again your gas prices spike, and someone is burning Syrian oil which you are paying to protect the shipments of, and no one is again saying one word about it.

Thank you Vladimir, as now I am like you, a rich man,
and  I still have a load of Kosher salami!