As another Lame Cherry exclusive in matter anti matter.
I start this Christmas reformation project six months early for it to take hold upon Americans as Christmas is not at all what the Germans who bestowed that day on America ever intended.
See Christmas was not about giving presents in dropping coins down chimneys into socks drying there, but Christmas was about not getting your ass whipped in German tradition. It worked marvelously well in Germany and all through America, and this was the tradition.
See there was Good Christmas and Bad Christmas. No lists of naughty and nice and who got presents or not. See the good kids got KristKindl or Kris Kringle, Christ Kindl, and the bad kids got Belznikel.
Now Belznikel was the answer to all societal problems as Belznikel would be spoken of throughout the year to brats in warning them what awaited them on Christmas Eve. Nothing was like Christmas Eve in the cold and dark, houses making sounds, cats on the roof, as little imps waited for hours for what they dreaded.
What they dreaded was suddenly hearing something stomping toward them. Grabbed by their necks, shoved into a sack, carried into the darkness where a switch beat their asses for being evil the rest of the year. As the children knew they were being carried away to outer darkness forever, the message was pretty much sent, and by that time the hysterical child was dumped into the front yard in a pile of snow as Belznikel tramped off to beat some other child.
It worked very well in villages as little children could hear the screams of other little brats and knew Belznikel was everywhere and there was no where to hide. That left them running for their lives back inside, if the door was not locked where they could beat on it until their little fists were red and all hope was lost, as they were let inside, and in trying to plead for help were walloped to get their asses back into bed, and not be running around outside like naughty children that Belznikel would take away forever.
Christmas was an amazing day then as good children got apples and oranges and bad children sulked in a lesson that only took the name Belznikel would be coming back for them again next Christmas Eve if they did not shape up.
America could do wonders with this in Donald Drumpf reinstating Christmas as it should be. Who would not enjoy some real television of Donald Trump dragging Ivanka out to the front yard as Belznikel in whipping her ass with a switch. It would bring great joy and good tidings to the entire nation in all of those sobs, save a bunch on Christmas bills and we all could look forward to a peaceful new year as liberals would almost be vanquished over night, as I am certain that an adult version of this could be instituted to serve the President in who would not want to see Nancy Pelosi get her ass whipped by Belznikel from the US Rangers. Granted Nancy might be into it and like it, but one does have to take chances in setting a nation right again.
So now you know what Christmas was meant to be in terrifying bad children and rewarding good children with not getting their asses whipped, with no complaints of getting an orange instead of a smart phone.
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