Lame Cherry: Lame Cherry Handicaps Arizona Flake Race Replacement

Everyone always wants to touch my ballot

As another Lame Cherry exclusive in matter anti matter.

The Lame Cherry decided to handicap the Jeff Flake seat in Arizona, a state which seems to enjoy putting limp dicked assholes into the Senate from John the hero McCain to Jeff Flake.

Apparently the democrats have running a lezbo communist and the Republicans have this dyke looking thing on the ticket. I decided to compare in what matters and the results are troubling for Donald Trump.

First up we have Martha McSally.

Yes everyone has that response of revulsion as this dyke looks like that Nikolas Cruz who Ben Shapiro wanted to crucify or whatever Jews do to other Jews.

See she looks like Nikolas Cruz who everyone has forgotten about.

This then is Kyrsten Sinema.

Yeah big problem in she got that overbite going on to nibble on lezbo nipples and to rake across the one eyed Cyclops when she swings that way. Full lips, puffy cheeks, round nose, she got that oral sex thing genetics to the Darwin max. Martha has that pointy nose which would be jabbing boobs and balls and her lips look like it would be a painful Hoover experience.

It does not get any better as McSally has those lackluster tits too. They just have no comfort in them. No taxpayer is going to vote for them as they would think they would be as lacking in welfare checks as milk production. Never rule out large comforting breasts as John the hero McCain's tits won him lots of elections.

Now we got trouble as here is the lezbo's tits.

She not only has them D sized hooters compared to bitty sized B's of McSally, but Sexy Sinema got that cush for the push going on. Man you could ride this Senator like old Midnight out of the chute with every cowboy in Dodge City, including Miss Kitty and it would be like sleeping on My Pillow.

Yes if you can't nail a lesbian, just jack off with my pillow

as it is the next best thing to being there.

It gets even better, as this lezbo puts on the show at bending at the waist! I know she got those thin hanger tits that you wind up in a bra to make them look big, but playing pendulum with them is what you do as she is doing the cowgirl on you.

Then we got McMaster showing off her legs......those Air Force work out legs.

Yeah, I know you are wincing. Thinking about those big fatty flabby thighs sweating it up, was those knobby knees take the skin off your hips, and them calves feel like a herd of cattle stampeding over you. Man that is like getting the bad cut of a fatty T bone steak, and no one wants to vote for that.

Sure enough when we start checking out that lezbo, you start seeing advertisements to Tennessee.

Yes Mam, no razor wire Air Force legs there. Them legs got it all going on from the shapely calves, to those balmy knees and thighs that just invite you into the saddle for a pony ride around the track.

I know, I know you are saying, she got that cellulite.

Come on though, you got McMaster with those preggo thighs looking like they are in the 9th month, compared to a few fatty flaws. You got the cush for the push, so do you want to break your dick of strap on off on Martha while skinning yourself alive or do you want slap that mule into a harness take a pull for all she is worth.

Based on the large comforting breast of voter attraction, Sinema the lezbo is the people's favorite, and sure as shit stinks when I looked up the polling........those big tits are what voters in Arizona are locked onto.

RCP Average

	9/16 - 10/5	--	--	46.4	43.0	Sinema +3.4
CBS News/YouGov	10/2 - 10/5	898 LV	--	47	44	Sinema +3
FOX News	9/29 - 10/2	716 LV	3.5	47	45	Sinema +2
Suffolk*	9/27 - 9/30	500 LV	4.4	45	42	Sinema +3
NBC News/Marist	9/16 - 9/20	564 LV	4.7	48	45	Sinema +3
Emerson*	9/19 - 9/21	650 RV	4.4	45	39	Sinema +6

See the Lame Cherry has always said that attractive is worth 15 points in a race. As you can see blow job lips, nice tits, nice legs, make up for stinky lesbian snatch, especially when your GOP candidate looks like a half wit Jew from Florida, framed for mass murder.

Now this is the kind of girl in McSally that Mitch McConnell gets wood over, along with John Kelly, but as you can see, no one has a fetish for cockless males who look like framed mass murdering Jews.

See if Arizona was supposed to be a GOP win, Team Trump would have run these hotties.

Senator Pamela Gorman
This hottie shoots guns off in political videos and is pure Tea Party.

Republican State Representative Michelle Ugenti

Humungo comforting breasts and she jokes about masturbating.

Yes if Republicans and Donald Trump were interested in making America great again, they would have put up candidates and backed them who could have defeated a hot lezbo.

The Lame Cherry proves the point again in another matter anti matter exclusive.

UPDATE: And soon as I posted this in drafts, here comes a poll saying uggo MM is surging to a 6 point lead.