Wednesday, January 16, 2019

Confessions of a Lindseyphile





As another Lame Cherry exclusive in matter anti matter.


By now all have heard the facts about Lindsey Graham, who recently grew 5 testicle sizes times 2, after the Brett Kavanaugh rape hearings of the Supreme Court, in Lindsey Graham not only ...yes not only is being blackmailed by Donald Trump to act like an American, but the Russians are blackmailing Lindsey Graham too.








Oh gerbil.....gerbil love, gerbil love, oh 
I love gerbils........

Fox News



After these revelations, the Lame Cherry is pleased to have the inside scoop on this, in shared NSA surveillance of Lindsey Graham over the past several years with audio files.




Whenever I think of a man and children,
I think of Lindsey Graham.





I've been on a flaming asshole at 3 g's and it is a wicked ride.




So,  your Uncle Frank taught you things too Barry?


 

I hear you been referring to me as "Uncle Frank".
 




So Orin and I like to watch Elton John perform.
Does that make him Mormon and me gay?



 

Lindsey and I go way back.

 


Do you remember that rash that Bill gave you?
Well I got one too and was wondering if you could tell me what you 
rubbed on it.



 

Yes John I burned all the hard drives.



 

Look you can get me drunk girly,
but Little Lindsey just ain't your type.


 

Look we're not all gay, but we are happy.




Come on Lindsey, show me your big hands again?



Leon, it's not a joke in your giving Graham viagra cocktails
as I can't straighten up.



Jeb and I share the same pool boy, Manuel.



They sure can take things out of context....


The question is, in operation counter operation, why is Lindsey Graham in his new role of tough guy, Chuck Boris, are his packer backers not strong enough to fend off the news and why is the best counter operation they can create is Graham is being blackmailed by Trump, the Russians and his own penis who is holding him hostage as it dials 911, pleading for the FBI to send in SWAT..





The FBI is looking for a pedophile who looks just like me........



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