"F*ck you, you piece of sh*t!" one protestor can be heard shouting on the video, "You c*cksucker!.. Get the f*ck out of our town!"
- Nice Canadians giving a send off to Tyrant Trudeau
As another Lame Cherry exclusive in matter anti matter.
The Lame Cherry has decided that New Brunswick is my favorite location in Canada and I will pray it is not destroyed.
New Brunswick is always overlooked. It would help if it was named Neo Brunswick or Nova Brunswick like Nova Scotia........not that anyone knows where Old Brunswick ever was.
Here is a Miss New Brunswick. Sort of looks like Kristi Noem of South Dakota.
I don't hold that against her, because she looks like a fleshy girl, so she probably would be good at skinning stuff you packed on her back to bring home for supper. A woman needs a little flesh on her to pack home pike and a load of the musquash.
What really matters is the hunting though. Moose, deer, black bear and turkeys. I suspect they have the grouse and that matters to me. I just checked and they got a season on them Goddamn cormorants as varmints. That shit went onto the protected list due to CITIES as Mexico has none, but they are all the shit over the place elsewhere. So I like New Brunswick killing things. Maybe they kill baby seals too for fur coats....more points in my book.
Just checked, and they grow potatoes, main crop. I like growing potatoes, not eating them, but that is another plus in why I love the place.
Potatoes are the main crop grown in the province. New Brunswick produces over 20,000 hectares of potatoes with 56% of the crop destined for processing, ...
Field crops in New Brunswick consist of traditional crops, such as barely, wheat, oats and forages, in addition to new crops for the region, including grain ...
Aug 10, 2019 ... Farmers in New Brunswick say a challenging growing season is to blame for a late sweet corn harvest.
Sweet corn too. I like it.
Got pretty cows too.
Oct 13, 2020 ... Beaverwood Farm holds the distinction of having Canada's largest herd of Guernsey cattle, with 75 cows milking. The history of the Guernsey ...
I think if they would cut down more trees the Province would be better. I hate forests. No point in them as you can't see shit. Like mountains, they just get in the way.
So I'm ready to be made dictator of New Brunswick. The people just need to install me, by force of course. I see they have criminals there with guns.........that is my kind of Province.
NBPD has removed 40 illegal guns from the street and arrested and charged 29 individuals who unlawfully possessed these guns with the intent to commit criminal acts. These actions have prevented further acts of gun violence from occurring.
Ok so we declare New Brunswick a nation. I will get that Zellinskyy from Ukraine to ship me those 4 billion dollars of weapons to Nova Cherrywick, and I'm going to invite Vladimir Putin to put like 5000 nuclear warheads in our Province and that will keep us safe from Ottawa acts of war as we will just nuke anyone who attacks us.
Here is my policy. No taxes for anyone. We just do what America did in 1776 in only having an import tax, that is it. We will be friendly with every nation in trade and no entanglements in foreign wars. No British royal shit either.
I think that is it. I know the mother's people came out of Nova Scotia. Still have people up there. Don't know much about New Scotland, and don't care to either as most of that Atlantic stuff is not worth living. Labrador is like the dead anus of an Eskimo in being cold.
I wanted to be Chief of Manitoba, but they never tell Tyrant Trudeau to fuck off. I knew Canadians had it them to be assholes. New Brunswick proved it. Look the reason I knew that is because Trudeau is like the first double asshole in history. He is just anti human, so if that shit head is in Canada, you know Canadians are all that way and just only act like that while having intercourse with Indians or some other kind of tan skin types.
Anyway those Canadian truckers disappeared, but there is New Brunswick, still being my kind of Canada.
Ok you Brunswickers, get on the stick. I got a call into Vladimir Putin to be appointed military governor of some state like Putinfornia when Russia conquers America. I will clean that shit hole out to 1849 AD in the year of our Lord, and we are going to drill for oil off the coast and make fur coats out of sea lions. I will not wait around to bring nuclear weapons into Canada when I have a chance to own all the beaches from Baja to San Diego. Mediterranean climate and I can grow peaches and melons year round.
You people of New Brunswick can come visit Putinfornia. No hard feelings in your not getting your shit together and installing me. I just will throw you into the muskmelon prison where you can please me for a few years, before I send you back home, armed with your own nuclear bombs. Everyone in Canada should have their own nuclear bomb.
Nuclear bombs make people polite.
Nuff Said
God's gift to us is canadian girls. Since the air's so cold up there, she'll melt your heart when she says "Hey!...eh eh." If you want to win her over
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