As another Lame Cherry exclusive in matter anti matter.
As I am having a pretty miserable day, even with God sorting things out right, and I am thankful for that, but really not feel like writing Inspired, I thought I would tell all of you out there in civilization about things going on in the Brier Patch's other kinsfolk.
If it needs reiterating, JYG is probably my favorite person on the earth. I think of him as an older brother, even if he refers to me as the non paying customer.
So it is time to introduce one of his brothers, that we actually had met before, but I thought he was that retard from school, but it turns out the retard moved to the big city, and JYG's brother Moonbeam is not the retard at all and he likes us.
You know when people like you, is when they start telling the stories about killing other people. JYG is more civilized and has only hinted that killing is in his blood, when he stalked me, and caught me out in a blizzard to see why I had been hiding out. It was just the weather was peculiar HAARP bad, and not for the reason that.......well implements of farming and sports had been used to end a few lives.
As I told TL, what had happened was over, as the reason for the reckoning was settled so the community at large was as safe as before.
So anyway, Moonbeam, as I can not think what actor this guy looks like, even if JYG's wife's ex looks like a movie star who gets asked for autographs all the time, was telling us about the time their dad, was out hauling cargo. This was after the dad, Ruthless, had told his son he did not see smoke coming out of the establishment the kid was seeing so it burned down, and they got paid to clean it all up. It was good business and Ruthless was a really good businessman. He was far too honest though as one time Moonbeam said they were rummaging through things and some things they had not bought were just laying there, and Ruthless said, "No that is not ours. Just leave it". Yeah the not their's had a pile of cash inside of it. I never have come across anything with a pile of cash in it. Sure would like to make up for the non donors here.
So Ruthless was hauling things, and he just knew this woman was not going to make the corner, which she did not. She did smash into the family truck and lived long enough for Ruthless to pronounce her dead. She was in hurry it seemed to meet her son. Lot's of people in a hurry die that way.
Speaking of which, Moonbeam continued on with the story that there was a father and son who were racing their trucks to see who could haul the most loads that day, and the father sort of did not look when crossing the railroad tracks and got T boned. Killed him deader than hell.
So Moonbeam says, "That insurance company was looking things over, measuring things out, and sure as hell they tried to pin that wreck on me, as I had my van parked there and they said it obstructed the view. It obstructed nothing as a truck is higher than a van, but as they got ot measuring and threatening suing, they found the van was 6 inches too far over to be blamed. 6 inches the other way and it would have been a lawsuit. The problem is that Moonbeam never had any insurance as no one did back then. Hell, they rarely had lights that worked on their trucks as it was a cutting the edge to the profit kind of business and JYG still has all kinds of marvels to cut the costs on stuff as he as a blessed genius on that stuff.
Anyway the insurance adjuster was grumping around and says to Moonbeam, "You know just like this dead guy, my mother got killed by a truck driver in the other town.". I could not believe it, as a lawsuit was pending, but Moonbeam says, "Yes that was my dad who killed your mother".
Moonbeam is a kind of large man, so I suppose the confession was safe as no one was going to take him on for a dead parent who ........say maybe that was the son she was in a hurry to meet.
So the stories continued and JYG says, "Yeah I was with dad, hauling stuff out of that little town nearby. Sun was shining bright, I was in back with the stuff, and dad was driving real slow as lots of cars were lined up, and I see this flash between the cars, and the truck kind of takes a bounce, dad stops, and sure enough, we run over some kid."
Run over a kid with a truck, and the kid never died. I think it was the Baptist preachers kid.Really as no hard feelings I guess, as JYG was amazed they invited them over for supper. That is apparently what the Baptist does in they feed people who run over their stupid kids.
JYG said, "I didn't want to go over there", so they didn't. Moonbeam missed a meal that time it seems as he was not there when the kid got run over.
Moonbeam though told us most of the bridges in the region have the marks of his trucking in having tore out large chunks of concrete. He even tore down the stoplights in town. JYG was along for that and said they forgot to close the back doors.
I fortunately come from a family that does not run over people or mark all the bridges in the region. We have not kilt each other either by accident or by deliberation. I think my outfit has more assholes in it, and they are just timid about things in pretending to be do gooders when in reality they are a group who just fell by the way.
It is like my Grandpa always taught me, :"It ain't illegal if you don't get caught". See Grandpa was a moral man and you got to have morals to break the laws of men, and not get caught. It is not that my distant kin are not bright enough to not get caught, it is just they sit in a church and act like they are not swindling people. They are just bad characters who should have been caught, as they have no morals to limit their depredations.
You do have to have some backbone too to live like JYG. Like my dead brother, that man like the Mother just had no common sense or salt to them. The Mother could lie like a liar to me, but come to lying to get yourself not into more trouble, like me for instance being the yourself, she would hem and haw and be afraid that lie was going to send her to hell. Take my dead brother, he once shot a hen pheasant by accident. Would have thought he lifted the crown jewels. I mean a cop is not behind every tree looking to arrest you, if they were, JYG would be in jail. Not to say he does not get fined and warned often enough about the laws of men, but the cops have to dig for his kind of cheating, and it comes to a point that they quit digging as they like JYG and leave him alone. They see us out there as fixtures and they never bother us. They figured out we are not up to no good and just leave us alone. Thank God.
So that is a glimpse of my people in the Brier Patch. I know most of you would have big eyes and wetting yourselves in those kind of associations, but we are safe as can be, and these are my kind of people an we are their kind of people. They take to us.
Like we were bothering JYG one cold day, pestering him more than helping with changing tires, but we help some, and a stove come in. As I wanted one, I asked JYG how much, and it was 5 dollars. That is a pretty good deal compared to new, and yes I had to take a few bad tires along as the city does not like JYG burning them, but I got lots of room so 5 bucks buys lots of room as JYG will have more buys for us sooner or later.
I will bet none of you have friends or their family who run over people or who run into them to get killed. Is just how lacking your lives are. It is like you probably got lots of crooks in your family up to things, but bad things, and you can't admit it. That is something most families are not lacking in.
Most people I know have adventures that always happen to them. It saves me from having to experience them kind of adventures, as I always drive for the other dipstick on the road and that is coming in more handy than not with that vax brain taking over.
Nuff Said
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