Regrettably John there is going to come a day, that watching your cigar will have more interest than what are called actors and actresses then.
As another Lame Cherry exclusive in matter anti matter.
The Lame Cherry is always stunned when I see these headlines, British mostly, and American, in people I have no idea who they are, as they have not done anything but shit on this planet. It is all one big soccer match in nothing happens and people are there because someone told them that nothing happening is something happening.
I saw this headline on the worst British press which had Putin dying, Russia is losing and whatever, featuring two couples, in England, at a fricking polo event and they were partying.
Zara and Mike Tindall party with unlikely pals Chris Hemsworth and wife Elsa at polo event ∞ express
OK I had to look up who the women were as they have to be more interesting than the men.
This is what a Zara looks like.
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Ghastly I know. But this is what you get when your get someone who rides horses around and somehow ejactulates into that ugly Princess Anne. Kind of male thing that other homosexual males marry to get royal perks.
Elsa is more interesting, as I did recognize her husband..........well I recognized the made up version in he was that Thor guy who is like a dead pan version of Brad Pitt.
Apparently Thor likes having sex with Barbie Dolls. That is better than Sean Penn who burns their vulvas with cigarettes for fun, but all the same, having an infatuation with miniature vaginas and boobies is ......well the woman gets off on being in charge of a giant an the giant feels more giant in less giant parts with miniature openings.
So apparently these two couples go to polo events, where nothing happens, except their dumping turds in the pottie. English people are really boring in theater and royals. Look at Harry Hewitt and the Quadroon, they are a mingled of Elsa and Zara, and you still got thee most boring zoo exhibit on the planet.
Not that long ago, you acually had to have accomplished something to be someone, at least in the press. I mean like Phyllis Diller's kid could get tables at fancy restaraunts, because the mother was well known, but you never saw articles in Photoplay or the Enquirer on people like it is now.
I look at the links on British press pages, and I do not recognize 90% of these specimens, nor am I interested in their posing for paparazzi. Last person I did know was that Brad the liberal who was in American Sniper, he was out looking like a fag with his blonde daughter. Bradley Cooper, he was, but he has these horrendous nipples sicking through this genderware shirt. It was repulsive, even more than Zara or Barbie Doll sex, but that is what I knew because he was such a whiner on Alias and was sitting the Hillary Clinton section being an asshole, making a huge mistake in his career in attaching to that party of Clinton.
Anyway, I prefer the days of Marilyn Monroe. She had more talent than she was allowed to show, but there was only one of her. You could keep her straight and you didn't want more than one of her. Now you have like 5000 of these worthless people, and they are always posing for the camera and endless stories are written about them, and I do not know anyone who cares about them in the least.
I believe I know the cure for this. We nee to go back to like the John Wayne era where Hollywood only turned out like 12 movies a year. They had like 6 stars. John Wayne and then five other people you never wanted to watch.
Television was like 3 broadcasts, but there was like only 25 shows on and they had to produce like 40 shows each season, so you had something decent to watch. There was a revolving cast like on Gunsmoke, I just saw Robert Lansing who was great as a guest star. Saw Bruce Dern in another one too. People who could act and not there because they had Barbie Doll sex or their father rode horses that looked like your mum.
We need the Andrew Prine test. If you can't act better than Andrew Prine, then no one gets any press coverage. John Wayne, well he was like John Drew Barrymore, Drew's dad. that man was on Gunsmoke and sucked the life out of all the other actors as he was to huge in presence.
That will settle allot of stuff. Now granted I know that Photoplay ran endless Elizabeth Taylor and Richard Burton stories, but I think having disgusting fat old people helped retard a great deal of sex as those two were just repulsive, and honestly they could not act.
I mean you had Cary Grant around for the women to swoon and the fags to be try to be like, so that was a good balance, and no one wanted to watch what Burton and Taylor were in anyway. More people liked watching Grant's wife, Dyan Cannon, than him, so let's just go back to those standards and........there is just too much shit now that I do not want to watch and I do not want popping up on my computer.
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