As another Lame Cherry exclusive in matter anti matter.
So several years ago I picked up an original Jerry Falwell Faith Partner's Edition Bible. I like it. I read it every morning for study and the print is large.
So I'm sitting there after a note from Richard and Stephanie, this is Black Friday......wow same day the mother kicked off 5 years ago, and I hear this noise by their furnace. I think it is Fuzzy, but Fuzzy is on the back of the sofa.
Pretty soon out waddles this fat ass mouse. I had heard this one this morning gnawing on shit and it was being clever. So it waddles out, and I'm looking for something to bat it with as I'm right there. I suspect it might be poisoned as it should not be this stupidly tame. It then waddles across the floor.
Now the only thing I had on hand was the Faith Partner Bible, but you do not throw heavy books at a furnace as it might knock the pilot light out or who knows what kind of trouble it may cause........but across the floor by the recliner it is a different story.
So it is waddling over, and I point to the mouse for Fuzzy who is watching this. Fuzzy could care less. I think Fuzzy only likes young gourmet veal micelings. So seeing my opening by the computer charger, I pick up Jerry Falwell's Bible and perfectly throw it and swat that bastard like a fly with a flyswatter.
I mean I KO that mouse and it is just kicking. Give it real nose bleed in brain bleed.
I mention to TL that it is probably not a proper use of a Bible, but it is all I had.
I really have worked this Bible over. I set things on it like soda cans, and it is getting wore as I use a Bible. I actually wear out Bibles from use.
Anyway that is the story of killing a mouse with the Word of God. I bet no koran has ever been put to that use and no yoga position ever achieved that kind of necessary results.
Am so pleased I got that big ass fat waddle mouse. Seems better now that I killed it with a big ole Bible. What else would you kill vermin with of plagues than a Bible. I see a sign in that for the offing of all the things to come. Probably will write about it before you read this, in the joys and wonder of two legger vermin going titty up, as what else could this mean, but the end of mine enemies, in vermin swatted down with a Jerry Falwell Bible.
That gal did in that mouse with a Bible....maybe we should try it on all our enemies.
I have noticed I have Olympic Gold Medal ability, like throwing Bibles at mice to coup de grace them, but there are never Olympic events for my kind of skills and talent.
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