We're White, we promise not to die on the job.
As another Lame Cherry exclusive in matter anti matter.
So like I was trying to renew my emergency room insurance. I think the mother got this policy off of her policy years ago, and I have no idea why they let me pay under a 100 bucks a year for it, but that is why I keep it.
The insurance company tried to misplace my check before a few times to cancel the policy, as 100 bucks for like 500,000 in coverage is a good deal for me. I will never use it, but I always pay this by phone and credit card so my things do not get lost.
So I'm paying, they have a call back of 20 minutes. I get this fat black woman. I have done this a few times and it always goes smoothe as the people are working from home and they do things rather quickly.
This time Oprah though came on the line, then too my info, then was gone a few minutes, then we did the payment thing, and she said that's good, and nothing more.
So I listen to her like wheezing. Trying to be polite, I just keep quiet, but after a few minutes, I asked if she was still there as I was hearing morning does with the steady wheezing I was going to tell TL about.
I finally asked TL what TL thought I should do, and I got disconnected.
Great.
So I call back, get another 20 minute thing and I was not sitting around the rest of the day waiting to pay bills so I took of with TL for a drive. I got the call back and I have to say the best voiced women in the world are Georgia women. I had one for Discover or something once and they are just mild and polite in their delivery.
So as I had prayed for a White woman, this is what I got, and the gal got things done, but she said something about seeing the call was disconnected.
I told TL that I think that fat black woman died. Probably some vax heart stuff as she was at home on the job and then nothing.
That was a first in having someone go tits up on a phone call. I figured something was wrong as I have alerts to the phone and mail when my cards are used, and soon as the White woman took my security code I got a ping on the cell phone. I knew the transaction was complete.
So it all turned out alright for me, as the dead gal did not mess things up before entering the grave. Bummer thought that I had an hour wasted by an insurance company and a dead black woman.
I should have got a discount for their wasting my time, as they should have known that vaxed black phatty was going to die.
Oh well, they steal enough of my money and my time so I should close this out.
Nuff Said
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