Saturday, April 27, 2024

The Legend of Delaware Joe

 



As another Lame Cherry exclusive in matter anti matter.


There is like the legend of Big Foot something peculiar happening in Delaware this past month as  reports keep surfacing of an old man that looks like Joe Biden, banging on windows and screaming for help or to be let out. Some Delaware natives have even posted some photos of this mystery man in having seen him at a beach house, begging to be set free by a pizza delivery girl.




Then there was the incident of a jogger who was startled by an old man running past them, and seeing the old man grabbed by two men in white jackets and stuffed into a limo and sped away.






This even made it to Fox News, but was quickly scrubbed in the one time it appeared, but it involved two frightened children at home, finding an old man at their window, knocking, and asking for a bowl of Fruit Loops or a saltine cracker. The footage was from a security camera and was being fed live, before this old man disappeared into the shrubs.






There has been enough fakery of Joe Biden in fake White House backgrounds, mics that appear and disappear and Biden one day being spry and the next moment looking like a fossil, that there are doubles for Biden as there are for Barack Obama.

Could it be that the real Joe Biden is locked in some private sanitarium in Delaware for all these years and the Obama's ran a stand in so Big Mike could be directing 1600 Penn again and that by some chance the treatments on senile Joe worked and he somehow escaped captivity and is now wandering around Delaware hoping someone will discover him or at least give him a bowl of Fruit Loops?

If you see Joe Biden, snap a selfie of him and put it online with a full story of what he was doing and where. We all need to help the old guy as his friends and family seem to be his worst enemies.



Nuff Said



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