As another Lame Cherry exclusive in matter anti matter.
The Lame Cherry thinks that as the Republic is dead, that America should insist that these fraud elections be not held. Instead, America should be like the old days in the most able bodied candidate should be the one who is chosen by Darwin Rules.
Now with Darwin rules it will be survival of the fittest and as the world is squeamish about people killing each other in face to face combat, I think we can work around that in of the 3 candidates in the one geezer who does not expire, will be declared the winner of the Presidential election.
I think this should be like an all afternoon event or however long the candidates will last. I don't want no Hawaii Iron Man stuff, but just you know, things that come from our collective past in America.
Like we could start out with a good horse race. I know this would be mostly the horses, but you never know if someone will break a hip, or get a senile attack or just fall off the horse. There would be a time limit, like a 3 mile ride, and if they did not finish it because of breaking bones or dying, then after an hour they would be disqualified. I think this is fair as unless a hip is broke, most people could walk whatever was left in the course in an hour.
Then we have a guns and golf competition. The finish the horse race, and race electric golf carts to a cow pasture with cows in it. The golf balls are loaded into shotguns, fired downrange and then whoever sinks their ball in the gopher hole first, gets into the golf cart and races away to the river, where canoe await for a 5 mile paddle to the artillery range.
This is not such a complicated thing. It is an 1860 Napoleon front load cannon and the candidate has to hit an e car that Ford has leftover as no one wants them. Once that is accomplished, they get to move on.
At this point, we have to get some leg work to test out that old heart muscle. As these are geezers, I think a two mile stroll might be right as that might cardiac arrest some or maybe they all are still going.
At the end of the walk, we do a tea time thing in they find a can, a tea bag, one match, some tinder and some wood, and they have to make a cup of tea like the wilderness people do. This important in a meltdown as to build a fire has consequences. People will be disqualified if they burn down the forest or fail at this, as we have to thin things out.
At any point if they all die, then we round up the Vice Presidents in Sweaty Marco, Vulva Wet Kamala and that Chinawoman.
If it comes to that, I think we end this more quickly in whoever can hit a bullseye with a Champaign bottle blowing a cork at it best gets to choose one of 3 weapons.
Weapon 1 is a stun gun
Weapon 2 is a bat.
Weapon 3 is a bow with one arrow.
This will probably be distasteful watching 3 foreigners in a Chinawoman, a Quadroon and a Sweaty Cuban trying to off each other, but it must be done.
Meanwhile if the candidates did not all keel over in the old white geezers, or if only one has, then we should a winner take all in whoever can slug back the most whiskey will be the President. It would be kind of timed by each person reciting the Amendments and then they toss one back.
I think this is the only fair way left in election fraud.
So we have"
A horse race
A gun and golf match
A golf cart race
A canoe race.
To build a fire race
And if they all die at any time there is the coloured knocking each other off, and if not, this is all decided by slugging back whiskey to the last man standing.
Nuff Said
Nuff Said
agtG
