Why is there a sign on our castle that says, "No petting the zoo inmates?"
As another Lame Cherry exclusive in matter anti matter.
Well it is official, after Harry Sussex and Meghan the Quadroon, fucked around in the US elections against Donald Trump and Americans, they are going on the run, as Border Czar John Homan is apparently going to boot Harry's ass out of America in the first deportation.
Harry is castle shopping in Portugal, and is doing everything he can to dump this zoo breeder.
Royal biographer Angela Levin — one of the many biographers and insiders dedicated to chronicling the lives of the Windsors, and so remarkably well that you almost wish they’d dedicate their lives to figuring out what the hell is going on in Congress or something useful — said the couple is “navigating their next steps” as Harry might face trouble staying in sunny California (or anywhere else across this fruited plain or its possessions).
“He’s got trouble with his visa,” Levin said in an October appearance on British TV, the Post reported. “They’re allowed to look again at what the problem is, and he might still not be able to stay there. Maybe that’s why they’re buying somewhere else.”
“They say they’re going to work separately, then they say they’re buying a house in Portugal — you don’t do that if you don’t want to separate for most of the time, so I wonder if it’s in a very bad state. But I’m sure they’re trying to work out something,” she said.
There is a bit of a cock up in Harry's castle shopping in he spent 4.7 million dollars when shown a residence below.
The problem is, this is not the residence. Harry bought instead one of three hundred TO BE CONSTRUCTED GOLF COURSE CLUB HOUSES.
Harry and Meghan have reportedly bought one of 300 soon-to-be-constructed residences at the 722-acre CostaTerra Golf and Ocean Club in Portugal.
What was the selling point is Harry loved the big white tower. He called it the Tower of Sussex. He planned to lock his quadroon in it, and escape.
Instead it is the kind of like 15 minute Harry, where he is locked in with Meghan in a 300 exhibit zoo, where most of it is nature preserve and a winery with some kind of golf course, so the players can look at the zoo specimens.
This is even a shitty little golf course by Trump standards.
Rumor has it that Don jr. is going to buy this crap hole and investors are going to put in a smelter next to the Sussex club house to melt down all the NATO tanks destroyed in Ukraine.
It is time for Border Czar John Homan to impound all the assets this zoo duo has before they are deported and hand the proceeds to poor Americans displaced by these two.
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