As another Lame Cherry exclusive in matter anti matter.
So like sometimes I get pissed at JYG.
Like he says to me, "Hey Judas Priest unloaded a bunch of stuff from his mom's place and there is this violin in that pile of junk, and if you want it, it is free."
So like, I like violins, I like free stuff, so like a free violin is two things I like, and who has not dreamed about being Charlie Daniels playing rock n roll fiddle.
So we go down to the junk pile and start digging. It is hot and we are not dressed for digging through piles of junk, so we give up, as like there are these 5 million pound rolls of carpet on top of everything.
So we come back and get to digging in all that shit, and the thing is, the first time TL found a dildo. I never found a dildo.
So the next time we come back, I find Nigger Barbie, Nigger Ken and a real Barbie with hair from hell, oh and Nigger Ken is a cripple as his feet are gone, and I find there is this little baby doll Nigger too, as I do not play with Barbie, I don't know who these quadroons are, but I find them, find a bunch of My Little Pony and dolls, some nail polish, and TL finds another dildo.
I'm getting kind of pissed in moving 5 million pound rolls of carpet, and I can't find any dildos in my shit, just two shit plunger which I just toss far away as I don't want no one else's shit plungers, but no violin.
So I move more stuff and I tell TL, "I bet that violin is at the bottom of the pile".
Sure as hell, I get the last pieces moved and there is the free violin.
JYG tells me he used a heavy grapple unloading it all and smashed up all the shit, and I open the violin case, and there is my nice looking violin. Not a hair harmed on it, although JYG examines it later and is missing the horse hair bow string.
So we haul things back, a blow up bed, an elephant that goes elephant talk and the violin.
I ask JYG how much I owe and he charges me for my free violin.
I'm like, this sucks as the violin was free when it was ruined and now that I dodge dildos and sort through shit, I have to end up paying for the thing.
I don't know how to play the violin, not going to take lessons, not going to look at any note hand finger things to play........just going to play and I should be able to do something by the time Jesus comes back.
I would hope this is a priceless Stradivarius, but am sure it is some crap an the dildo is not even a Stradivarius either, even if it made some woman make the high notes.
Is the problem with junk. You dig around in it for free stuff, and end up paying for it when it is nice junk. No one ever asks you to pay money for a free dildo though.
Nuff Said
Feb 19, 2020 ... Released:August 12, 1950 Director:Robert Mckimson Starring:Bugs Bunny One of my favorite Bugs Bunny. All right reserved to Warner Bros.
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