How to Conquer and Rule the World

 

I was Karenina Pustacavovich now I am Kate Bitch
as I want to rule the world.

As another Lame Cherry exclusive in matter anti matter.

Russia would rule the world except for one problem. Their names are too fucking weird and take too long to say. How the hell can your order an invasion of the world when you have names like Roskachestov........takes an hour to say and figure out what the name is even for Russians.

That is why the British did so well in conquest. Smith, Jones, Webb, all take a second to say and the men are out the door raping and murdering the people with long names.

• Actress Valentina Talyzina, beloved by millions, has died
• 12:2
• 11:32Russia will respond to Kiev's use of a "dirty bomb" with a nuclear strike — Medvedev
• 11:15
• 11:04Fraudsters started robbing Russians according to the scheme with microloans — Roskachestvo
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• 09:40In Moscow, another organizer of embezzlement from SMO fighters in Sheremetyevo was arrested

For the sake of Russia, they need to shorten their names. For the sake of China, they need to have  American names. Vladimir Putin can be Vic Poot. Xi can be Zee as no one knows what an X means in Spanish it is some odd odd sound and in Chinaman it is a Z.

That is my take on this and I'm right.

Nuff Said

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