Tuesday, January 20, 2026

To Boldly Go Where Tang Has Gone Before

 

As another Lame Cherry exclusive in matter anti matter.

Considering all the worthless things NASA is with bad woke construction, the last place I would go is to near space for a 10 day ride.

Before landing on the moon as part of the Artemis III mission in 2027, NASA plans to conduct a flyby mission called Artemis II, which will be the space agency's first manned mission to the moon in more than 50 years. This 10-day mission, scheduled to launch in February 2026, will carry four astronauts aboard the Orion spacecraft, who will fly around the moon and return to Earth.

Yes a Canadian, a coon, a lez and a widower with nothing to live for, what could go wrong.

Artemis 2 crew begins 1st moon mission training in 50 years | Space

Just remember we have Tang! And yes I'm sure that these 4 are thee most qualified people in America to go to the moon. (Yes that is satire.)

Every astronaut who drank Tang died.

Nuff Said

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