Friday, April 25, 2008


Don't you just know that I'm the sexiest thang to ever jangle it on beach or sun?

I was thinking back to the endless parade of the kewl kids from the tax collector's child in 3000 BC to some Florida yuppette whose main world is pretending they are better than the shallow, low self esteem wannabees they really are.

You think the chic here is any different from any of the kids you grew up with in life? Think her olde man is a billionaire like she pretends and mommy turned down Tom Cruise for dates...........yeah right as much as my hotties mommy's were turning down Elvis.


Let is visit for example my hottie kewl kids as I ran into one of their parents trying to sell a used car for over a thousand bucks in the real price while telling me, "We traded up to a Park Avenue".
70 year old geezer chic and she is still trying to inform the world that she is something because she has a car anyone can afford.

This was Terry's parents. The high school basketball star and now a nobody lost in Texas pretending he is still someone. Daddy drove a milk delivery truck.........real glam there to look down your noses at everyone.

We can visit with Jane, Debbie and Angie. You know them well from school, all cheerleaders and all thought they were so hot in ruining other kid's days.

Jane is now an Air Force flap married to another nowhere jock living in oblivion in the middle of nowhere. Rumor has it now on reliable sources that Jane and Angie's mothers moved into the city and were former prostitutes. Angie's mother hooked up with a business man I knew well and was his personal tramp at the cabin at the lake.
Jane's brother rose to the ranks of penitentiary for making crystal meth. The little jerk once told a teacher I stole his gloves which I didn't to which I got into trouble, but no gloves on me meant I was telling the truth.

Angie finally married and quickly divorced and is somewhere in oblivion except at high school functions where they form their little cliques and still make all the other little girls miserable.

Debbie is really fun. She had more aborticide procedures than her city had doctors all before leaving high school. An ugly girl, she moved south and became a nurse where apparently used skanks are not that popular.
Upon returning to a high school reunion she hooked up with a kid who probably thinks I'm a dufus as I hung around with the real kids. In synopsis, Tuna, the fat kid nailed Debbie and soon the happy couple married as he was employed.
Soon baby made 3 and sooner still divorce made Tuna a free babysitter while Debbie went back and lived her manipulative life all the the tune of Tuna pays the bills.

These were the 3 main hot chics who as one can read in God's literal terms are the kind of Bill Clinton trailer park trash normal people wouldn't have anything to do with as they would steal the silver.

It's tough being a Godless hottie in school and running your entire life running from what you are, but along the way making your internet debut telling the world what jerks you surround yourself with and making it all exclusive just so you a can make yourself think you really are that centerfold you think you are as sticky keyboard types fool you into believing the lie that you really are that hot and your not just like all the yeast infected, that time of the month odor with a personality only a stoned looser would tolerate.

What come around goes around in life. The above are just the countless examples online of the people we know in real life and are laughing about. I mean how hilarious is it a tramp gets the fat kid to knock her up to pay baby bills.............about as funny as the chics above in picture appear to have either a player who looks like his head is waterlogged or a hubby lost in a disco movie as Leo Sayer.

They are all the same. I never seen a fat woman who didn't think she was hot or a good looking woman who didn't think she could whore herself through life by manipulating men.

Thank God there are decent ladies in the world and decent gentlemen, but the above trollops are like a bad beer puke...........you never forget it as they always leave a bad taste in your mouth.

Kind of nice there is a God that they will face judgment for all the hurtful things they sowed in life on others.

agtG