Prime Minister Barack Obama noting the unifying acclaim, his Executive Orders have been accepted by the public wishes on the monkey in his pants to issue the following orders, as who needs Congress anyway.Executive Order Obama 1 something, hereby outlaws soup. Barack Obama has noted that soup warms up people, so therefore all that heat generated is certainly going to warm up the earth in global warming.
Soup is outlawed in all states of the United States south of Virginia and east of Hawaii in the winter months.
California has a special exemption as do all other states to more heavily regulate soup emissions than federal guidelines so limit.
Executive Order Obama 2 something, hereby notes that the sun is going through cycles in warming and cooling. This of course is related to personkinds use of the sun. To therefore alleviate the stress on the sun and to conserve it, Barack Obama decrees that no one will use the sun anymore. No crops will be grown and a special skin tax will be levied by Henry Waxman on the square inch amount of skin people have for absorbing the sun in suntans.
Executive Order 3 something, hereby decrees that all germs are released from the Germ Warfare lab at Fort Dietrich Maryland. The incarceration and torture of these germs will be ended immediately.
The CIA will along with the CDC stop all detention of germs overseas and the germs at Fort Dietrich will be released for trial to be stored in your local police stations refrigerator, whereby like my Grandmother Madelyn Dunham was taken out after dark for walks, ebola, anthrax and other germs will be taken on nightly walks as part of the community.
Executive Order 4 something, it is noted this warfare among bacteria, virus and fungus has been costing far too much and is antagonizing and strengthening them by the use of antibiotics. Therefore Barack Obama puts in a freeze on use of antibiotics and will hereby appoint George Mitchell and Richard Holbrooke as special envoys to germs to start a dialogue whereby Barack Obama will sign a treaty with said germs.
Executive Order 5 something, Barack Obama notes that when families in the passion of the moment adopts pets or in these hard economic times can not afford to feed them, that he will restore funding for the post aborticide of pets and for pet cell research where people across the world can also once again join in the dining of their family pets.
Executive Order 6 something, I, Barack Obama, mandate that there will be a "Don't ask. Don't show" order in the United States Military for navels. Military units will accept all navels of inny to outy to die at my pleasure in Obama wars. Ability to fight a war is no longer the reason a United States Military exits, but instead for the promotion of navels.
Executive Order 7 something, Barack Obama, wishes to stimulate the economy in these hard economic times, therefore he will release to the public funds from the 350 million dollars for silk underwear so to pleasure people when the drive, sit and walk. Mr. Obama deems this necessary that taxpayers be responsible for funding people's pleasure.
Executive Order 8, something, as the inauguration was a historical event costing 170 million dollars in these hard economic times, Barack Obama notes that everything he does from burping to brushing his teeth is a celebratory first time historical event worthy of a 170 million dollar taxpayer celebration.
Furthermore, 24 / 7 coverage by all networks led by ABC will note each of these historic events.
Executive Order 9, Barack Obama now states that left is right, up is down, black is white, rich is poor, criminal is now legal, as long as it is Barack Obama or one of his appointees who will investigate themselves, declare their innocence and usurp the office they have purchased.
Note; As all of the above with just a few words changed like soup, sun, pets or underwear for babies, terrorists or condoms, the epitome of the dangerousness of what Barack Obama is doing is quite startling.
If you would not eat your dog, then why is it ok for people to cannibals and use babies in stem cell torture?
None of these orders went through the People's House in Congress with debate and public vetting. All of these came through Barack Obama and a select group of billionaire donors with profit motives and society engineering motives of their own.
None of this is good even in a Marxist state.
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