I once wrote a comedy routine skit series which a liberal producer stole parts of, but the one they dared not touch was the one called The Designer Negro.
The skit was simple in patricians all across America and the world had seized upon a new fad in collecting a negro of their very own.
Blacks were in supreme demand in offering themselves up for bids to sit in the front window of people's homes, sit in lawn chairs so people driving by could observe "that we too had a negro of our very own", and to attend numerous events as the "cabbage patch kids" of the collectors frenzy.
I had mentioned the Queen of England having the Obama's as negroes of her very own and have seen some very racist ads online showing black people in not the best light, but Al Sharpton has remained silent along with the NAACP.
It seems only this blog is standing up for black people in the blacklash which is being engineered against them by the actions of tan man Obama.
On television there is not a commercial as of late which does not have black people on it. Internet ads are nothing but black people brushing their teeth, going to college or being discovered that they now exist too.
It is all as if in 1492 Columbus discovered America, but in 2009, liberals across the world discovered black folks or the tan guy Obama.
It has gotten so bad that the Nobel Prize has stooped to Affirmative Action status in Obama just has to show up for work and in doing that he wins a peace prize.
Imagine the bar which these Europeans have set is so low for Obama that they don't have him stepping over the thing, but instead have buried it a mile under the earth, hired a paver to make the road smooth and then put him in a tank, just to make sure that he doesn't stumble and fall over a bar buried so deep that Chinese farmers are now nicking it with their plows in tilling their fields.
After the Obama 2008 flush, Hollywood had more blacks mounted on white ugly white women than Frank Marshall Davis ever slummed with or Obama dated. Now though, one can see events where Asian males are starting to mount black females on ABC.
Apparently, that is the dividend for Asians from Obama in they do not get positions in the White House, Supreme Court or visits from Obama, but Asian males get to mount black females.
There is something much deeper in this as this hearkens back to Stanley Ann Dunham seeking to adopt a Korean child whose father had mounted a local Korean girl in one of the sperm donations America gave to Asia in all their wars.
Apparently in the Darwinian Obama pecking order of NeoProgs, black guys get white girls, Asian guys mount the black women, white men get their own designer negro for a window display of their very own and Michelle Malkin, well she apparently has joined the Catholic order as for some reason these liberals don't have a sexual use for Asian women.
Well, not quite true as these Letterman cocktail crowd types flood south Asia as pedophiles and make jokes about it to introduce it into the American thought patterns, and apparently Letterman likes the idea of young girls prego by old pervs as he joked about it and Stephanie Birkitt was advocating such an arrangement with Joe Halderman as Letterman was donating sperm to her depository.
All seems quite odd this order of the races coming from leftists as the latinos in the Obama world only get their asses stared at in Rome and felt up in Iraq by him.
I don't know I suppose it is better than being Jews though offered up as microwave crispy critters to Muslims who only get bowed to at the waist and those Slavic peoples who just got made international slaves again.
Then when one thinks of Obama's relatives in they aren't getting any money, schooling or sex with Asian guys or sex with white women, it appears the sphere of Obama's influence worldwide ends about the length of the shadow of his penis.
You know Lawrence Sinclair should do a reality television show and call it Penis with the Stars on ABC. It could be a kind of Ripley's Believe it or Not, in Mr. Sinclair and a panel of judges could debate whether things were smaller or larger than Mr. Obama's penis, as Mr. Sinclair is an expert.
Audiences could phone in and each week the challengers of what was bigger and what is smaller would advance for a grand super penis bowl where things smaller would have to throw their things through a zipper opening in Mr. Obama's pants for victory and those things larger would have to throw Mr. Obama penis sized frankfurters through a pants zipper opening and whoever had the most through closest to the weight of their big things (like Fran Dreschers' toaster weight) would win.
As the cat is out of the bag, I suggest Mr. Sinclair as Simon Cowell, Fran Drescher as Paula Abdul and Howard Stern as Randy the black record no talent producer.
I would call it a tribute to liberals discovering that there are more blacks in the world than Chris Rock and Randy Moss.
That sound about the place to take it down the road for now.
So as the zipper slowly sinks in the west, you too can have your very own designer negro it seems as in 2009, blacks were discovered in America and around the world.
agtG
