This will not take that long to explain.
The problem with Obama's response to his Gulf Oil Slick is sexual.
Just visit Mr. Obama's response.
First all he did was visit with Bono's wife. Bono being a prose writer matched the entire Frank Marshall Davis dirty poetry Obama used to write.
Next we had the "boots on BP's throat" which is a reflection of BDSM sex which is what Mr. Obama was in to as proven by his sexual interludes with gay males in which Obama likes being served and not.........well that is graphic enough.
Then we have the most interesting series of events in first Obama tried to plug the stream spewing forth in putting a concrete condom on it.......after he had BP rubbing on it for days which was only producing more effusions.
Then we had Obama spreading spermicide on it in Warren Buffett chemical dispersion and still the Gulf kept swelling pregnant with the tar baby.
Then Obama had BP trying to abort this gas gusher in sticking a tube into the womb of the earth which didn't kill the gusher, but instead made it produce a bigger baby.
Then Obama sent in the "pill" or nuclear bomb designers, but that was warned off as apparently trying to kill an oil gusher baby with a bomb was what started this in the beginning.
Then Obama told BP to suck and not blow up any more derricks. So BP sucked hard on the well and ..........well it just kept blowing as it apparently liked having it's pipe sucked on.
Running out of sexual positions and liberal pregnancy ending policies, Obama now has come up with "plugging the damn hole". I guess that is a vasectomy to keep the next Obama tar ball from washing up on the coast proving that someone was misbehaving while on vacation.
Then Obama claimed the condom worked, but it had a hole in it in Chicago and when he went to Maine claiming the condom worked.........well it started coming out of a new hole coating the vagina of the Gulf with a new mess to clean up.
So with Dancing Queen Obama jigging it all over the floor on vacation, the fact is the entire Gulf Oil Slick Obama style is turning out just like Obama's sexual experiences.
Who would have ever thought that sex and pollution would mix, but Obama has mansexualized this into another one of his good crisis measures to promote hisself.
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