My Mom usually watches the Young and the Restless to pass time, and it is playing the background as I have a sit down to gather my thoughts.Even though I gave up on soap operas, I will always be devoted to the Bells who created that program as Lee Phillip Bell was always kind to me as I have mentioned here. It is a rare thing in life to have people who were "normal" and then become worth a fortune to not change, but actually become more serving to the "little people".
Yes the bread is buttered on good PR with the fans of soap operas, but Mrs. Bell always took time to be genuine to make you feel like you mattered. Michael Landon was like that in speaking engagements choosing to dine with the "nobody" of the community and not the movers and shakers.
So I was watching on Valentine's Day the Y&R, and still appreciate the attractive actors and actresses they seem to plug in there, even if Christoph St. John from Bad News Bears is the only black guy on the show who can act, compared to the ludicrous Obama affirmative action actors they have parading around there, when I noticed in the club scene with Victor Newman and whoever he is bedding now, that a most fascinating scene happened, and I thought, "That is what is the perfect job for Barack Hussein Obama!"
In set design, there are always spearchuckers, or the definition I use to term stand in actors who just get hired to be bodies on a set. Many big names started out this way, and I always look for those actors as many times they are doing something they should not be doing.
In this scene, there was some guy behind a plant sitting down, and he committed the worst of sins in he not only turned his face into the camera, but he was glowing, eyes gleaming, and following the two actors dancing on the floor...........all the while peering out from behind a plant.
The Christian actor Kirk Cameron on Growing Pains had a like job in his first job in which he was credited as "Coughing boy".
Is it not the perfect vocation for B. Hussein Obama to be a stand in on some soap opera set, the Bell jr's could create, because they had Capitol, Y&R, Bold and the Beautiful, so why not have a soap called The Tan and the Fan.
It could be a story about the people of.............Indonesia ordering a black boy who runs like a duck and finds out that their designer negro is really nothing but a tan guy who crashes birthday parties.
For backdrop, Big Daddy Lolo could work of an oil company, Mummy Stan Ann could be in a lesbian relationship with the gay maid, and when Gram and Gramps come from Hawaii on vacation, they could bring their jungle fever sex machine who sexes little girls with his white wife, Frank Marshall Davis.
There could be all kinds of drama from microfinance stealing farms from the poor, to tsunamis, pedophilia from Obama puppy press patrons slumming in Indochina while "reporting", and the man behind the pot plant could be plotting to overthrow the world in hopey and changey things.
Obama is suited for this, and he could read a teleprompter to deliver lines.............Y&R used to have a big black guy named Jazz who couldn't remember lines who always was looking off scene to read. It was distracting, but he could act even if he couldn't remember lines.
That makes me nostalgic in a way for Pammy Peters who was one of the Brooks girls on Y&R. She was gorgeous like Tracy Bregman. Lee Bell really could pick people and her stories were always interesting and not like Gene Roddenberry repuking up all Star Trek episodes to boredom in all the series wh spawned for the new world order in global warming and rationed death.
Enough of the nostalgia, as I really am doing this for Obama, because like Hosni Mubarak, Obama is going to need a trade after he is forced into exile. A nice pot plant for him to hide behind as he plays with the monkey in his pants might just be the thing for Barry and the new Bells to open up a worldwide soap opera audience with all that perversion which is Obama's existence.
In essence, that is the reality from Lawrence Sinclair, Donald Young, a wife who is bestiality equine and dating your daughters, as Obama's entire life is a soap opera to it's abysmal depths.
Hell the man behind the pot plant is perfect, because when Obama is not swinging from it, leering from behind it, mugging in front of it, he can smoke it.
The perfect retirement job for Obama, and CBS won't even have to use payola in Hawaii for another Five O series, as this time it goes to Jakarta, Obama's adopted home.
Let him return, let him smoke weed as he has done before.
agtG
