This blog sympathizes with Muchelle Obama for no woman wants to reach an age where your ass size matches your age size.
It has been a hard road for Muchelle Obama to ho, as her husband Barack preferred the scent of feces penis and the Fang Jinn impersonator prefers sucking on the hands of blondes at necrophilia Nelson Mandela burial orgies.
A woman can only take so much as she works her ass..........her perhaps mammary fat tissue off as those flat papa are just something this blog does agree with in are not flattering and she could get a bushel basket of silicon pumped into them mamas to be more appealing to the Jinn.
Look if you lay 100 pounds of silicon tit on a 180 pound shapeshifter it is a well known fact in Ghostbusters 101 that the demon Jinn will be incapable of getting up. Something about the dynamics of ectoplasm not being able to penetrate fake boobies.
Is why all women never speaks of an incubus ever feeling them up, as demons are terrified of silicon chest tubies.
Where was I?
Rumours of marriage problems threaten to overshadow Michelle Obama's 50th birthday
- The Times
- January 12, 2014
Oh yes, we feel bad about Muchelle only finding lesbians to sweat to the oldies with, as nothing is worse than to turn 50 and know all the women in the room have seen you naked and all the men do not ever want to see you naked with your two size zip code butt.
Muchelle though is partially to blame in she could have taken 200 hundred pounds out of her ass and injected it into her breasts. Then all the men would like to see her naked, even if men are terrified over huge breasts as it is like an infant terror at finding a basketball sized whopper ball.
I recommend that Muchelle Obama start looking for a billionaire to replace the shapeshifter, as the regime has created enough of them in looting the US Treasury. That way when the chicken entree comes out of cold storage, the country will be already prepared for Muchelle and her Mr.
I do not think Muchelle will like living in DC afterwards as DC is all black and the Obama's do not like black folks. I think her laid out on some island with crabs would be something she would really enjoy, as a nice crab salad always makes everyone more chipper.
I have to close this as I am about to bake peanut butter cookies with TL. I know that is like adding another ton to Muchelle, but everyone knows black men and latins love big asses on women and then there are big assed buffalo, pigs and whales. Some species types just like huge posteriors and perhaps some tycoon of the seas just might let down his line and give Muchelle the hook.
nuff said
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