Tuesday, May 20, 2014

vic davis RIP




As another Lame Cherry exclusive in matter anti matter.

Victor Davis Hanson, in rich valley California is in the hospital for smashing his face in falling off his bike. He notes that as he lay in hospital, that the majority of hospital visitors in rich California are all beaners.

I do not care about this really, but care that America's last Conserative is all puss boy in riding a bike. Vic is a farm lad or something he says, and what is the point of having a farm than not being like Reagan in his dust hills in having horses.

I simply have lost all respect for Vic Davis Hanson now, in I picture him with Obama mom jeans and that UFO helmet on his head in riding some bike with all sorts of contraptions and yes, Vic in some kind of spandex things and other gay accoutrements.

How hard is it to have a horse when you are rich? From what I know of things, you take your big wad of catch, rub off a few bills, and then buy two horses.
You then hire some Mexican women as Mexican males are always f*cking the horses like they do in San  Antonio at the stables, and they pitch the shit while you do all the fun things like Ronald Reagan sitting on horse looking American.

You get yourself a nice western saddle, western bridle, and get some rancher to haul your butt like 200 miles from your rich farm, and dump you off, and you ride home over a few days, getting in touch with the world as it should be viewed.

I found a bicycle thrown off a cliff by probably my neighbor's boys who stole it while drunk one night from some rich people. It has sat on my lawn to it's tires going flat. When I will be rich, I will not be riding a bicycle like Conservative Vic Dave, as there is just something unAmerican about getting your face bashed in by a bike. More thrilling the story in some horse mashing you up, at least in California it would be, but you would not tell the story out in Wyoming where the locals would say, "What you can't handle your horse?"

Westerners tend to figure things out in a right manner.

Perhaps that is why I am a Continentalist like George Washington. George Washington never rode no bike and I know he would not have ridden one if they did exist. President Washington rode horse even when carriages were available. Perhaps that is what is wrong with the American right in they are Conservatives who ride bikes and not horses.

Look I will even go this route in I came across a photo of a burro in saddle, and it looked appealing to me in I want one, even perhaps with testicles in being a jack with testicles. I think that even Vic Dave could handle a testicle wearing burro, and he would look right smart in riding him........especially with his lever action rifle, pistol in his holster on display and nice wife.......Freudian slip, but a nice knife in his belt, and perhaps belt axe.
The wife or female would look nice too, and with great coat, Vic Dave would have saved himself from being in hospital.

I think that to be a Republican you must first have some type of equine which you ride often enough not to get a sore butt. I see nothing wrong with the burro as a sort of democratic horse to get Americans on the right back to what it is to be an American.

Vic Dave Hanson really needs to be RIP, Ride in Pleasure......that would include sex with a wife , perhaps on the same burro if they did not dress out too heavy, but that is another story, and what do you think this is, Playboy?

I have to do things like washing clothes, dishes and me, so this Get Continentalist blessing for Vic Dave is coming to a close.

Riding a bike and mashing your head in.........I would be embarrassed to admit that.


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