Monday, May 8, 2017

Saki and Blonde Policy

 and then I crank on Trump's ear to tune his brain in
and he does whatever I tell him to

As another Lame Cherry exclusive in matter anti matter.

So the White House is delaying daily briefing so it can not be written about.

The President had a busy day. Dr. Strangepud planning nuclear war in Asia, and in the process of seizing the Venezuelan oil to cut off Peking.
That beautiful chocolate cake is a fickle lover.

And the war counsel concludes with Mike Pence for profits  and that Rex Tillerson  taking time off from S&M in going on the warpath for the second feature in Iran.

  • 10:00AM: President Trump meets with National Security Advisor H. R. McMaster
  • 12:00PM: President Trump has lunch with Vice President Mike Pence
  • 2:00PM: President Trump meets with Secretary of State Rex Tillerson

Would think with all that meetin' goin' on that they sent in the Armada a bit too soon, as now they are hat in hand to Putin dividing up Syria, the Kremlin's way, and figuring out that Xi needs to be made Latin oil thirsty or he is a comin' after Uncle Don for givin' brother Kim a coal surplus.

U.S. National Security Head McMaster Meets with Venezuela ...

U.S. National Security Head McMaster Meets with Venezuela Opposition ... Readout of the Meeting Between National Security Advisor H.R. McMaster and Venezuelan ...

Tough carvin' up the world with a dull knife.

Should have served this up with some saki instead of that chocolate cake. Tough fightin' a war with a boner in your pants.