I am absolutely convinced that Russians colluded with Donald Trump
As another Lame Cherry exclusive in matter anti matter.
I want to confess that I am the Russian's deep mole, Dr. Schiffvago...
I first became a traitor when Grandfather told me
Jacob Schiff murdered the Czar and installed the communists in Moscow.
You are getting this right?
I started my espionage career a honeypot cupping
Hillary Clinton's sagging breasts.
Bill walked in and I cupped his sagging balls.
And after the operation I became cyberspaced
I fingered John Podesta just like this in Pizzagate....
I have a microwave transponder in my penis
broadcasting our meetings to Moscow.
Everyone stay where they are, the NSA says it is
picking up a Soviet broadcast from here.
No I don't think my confession should be reported to the FBI.
My finger is loaded so back off!!!
What do you mean I am under arrest?
agtG
