As another Lame Cherry exclusive in matter anti matter.
It seems that John the hero McCain took the Lame Cherry satire for real, in he is not really dead, and has recorded numerous epitaphs of himself to fill our lives with John the hero McCain's presence forever.
In that, the Lame Cherry especially likes this new cinema review which I exclusively was provided in John the hero McCain will star in DEAD MAN STALKING, the continuing episode of John the hero McCain stalking President Donald Trump.
This is the premise of the movie as I saw from the storyboards.
The leading character Mac McCain, with his daughter who is studying to be ballast on a tanker as her life occupation, suddenly are thrust into the drama to save the United States from....
Ronald Tramp, a notorious Gotham City Developer who has become President of the United States.
With his daughter Bianka, who everyone wants to have plastic surgery to look like, which infuriates Mac McCain as his daughter cries over this, loses necessary weight and has her career as ship ballast delayed by the evils of the President of the United States in Ronald Tramp.
Hello I am Biank Tramp and everyone wants to place their penis in me, as I am so very attractive, that I can not help it.
The story really gets moving when Mac McCain, decides to fake cancer to gain public sympathy, and uses his cancer to thwart President Tramp, but it is not enough, so Mac McCain decides to commit suicide by eating his wife's make up.
The death is announced by his good friend, Sidney Wham, who tells the world, "Mac McCain may look alive with cancer, but I assure you he is dead.
Mac McCain then flies off to Vietnam to gain the help of his communist friends there. While in Vietnam, Mac hooks up with Dr. Clinton Hillary, played by the drunk, Ben Affleck, and they decide that the best thing to do is for Mac to sacrifice his daughter in a cathedral to the gods of communism.
Meanwhile while back at the cathedral, the daughter, Virtuous Virgin McCain, offers her virtuosity to all takers, even a serial rapist to conjure up a spell to thwart Ronald Tramp...........
But the serial rapist is not interested.
With no daughter sacrifice, and Mac McCain out of ideas, he abandons the project and takes up with an underage Filipino girl, vowing to raise a daughter that rapists would ravage to cast a spell which will undo the wicked presidency of Ronald Tramp, and thereby save the world.
With that it fades to black, and you hear Mac McCain whisper and laugh, Dead Man Stalking.
I really think this could use some work as it reads like a Ben Affleck franchise destroyer in Batman, but John the hero McCain can not be told anything, as he wrote the script like Meghan's eulogy and could not be dissuaded from it.
Release date is sometime in summer 2020.
Nuff Said
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