Tuesday, January 8, 2019

His Royal Dukeness, Harry goes one on one with Vladimir Putin





As another Lame Cherry exclusive in matter anti matter.

His Royal Highness, Prince Harry, Duke of Sussex and wife of Queen's Pet Quadroon, Meghan Markle, Dutchess of Sussex, is bravely deploying to fight Vladimir Putin personally in Norway. In these exclusives, the Lame Cherry was provided and insiders look into the battle plans of this English Royal on maneuvers to keep Queen, Court and Country safe from the impending Russian invasion of Buckingham Palace.

Duke Harry will go by the top secret rank of His Royal Commander Wanker Boff.


 

OK Norski,  I came here to start the war here!


 

I prefer to lead from behind.
 

 

This is my white surrender hat.


 


 Wow these Norwegian movie sets really look authentic.

 

Tell me that part again how the Russians stick things up your
bum when they capture you. Go slow this time....
 



 
 Yes I know the Russian cock salute in surrender.
 


 


 Of course little Norwegian boy, you die for the English
as we are the master race and why we are here.



 


Why yes little girl, I suppose having sex with my Quadroon 
is like having zoo sex with a monkey.



 

If you want the Queen to shake your hand you have to
lose your head. Losing two legs gets you Wills, lossing
two arms gets you Kate. I get the one leggers.


 

See I get a mate to wear this helmet and I am off to 
Africa for some real monkey sex.


 
 
No seriously, this white hat means no one shoots at me.


 

A print out of Meghan's Craig's List ad.....
My husband is out of town and I am looking for 
a real man.........





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