what would you pay for my buns
As another Lame Cherry exclusive in matter anti matter.
I am inebriated, but it is for a good cause as like your car has alcohol in it's radiator, I have alcohol in me to keep me from freezing as it is cold.
Being tipsy I have come across this headline which must be commented on.
Panera Bread’s ‘Pay-What-You-Want’ Socialist Program Goes Totally Belly-Up
When we were in the metro, TL and I went to Panera. Panera is like a yuppie bar for people I can not stand. I remember most an old guy who talked to us as regulars and I liked something there that had tomatoe in the omelet or something and their rolls were very good.
We still have our Panera card on Zelda's key chain. It was something if you ate at Panera 10 times you got a free meal. I liked that but their coffee sucked. I think I drank mostly tea or pop. Pop did not work for breakfast, but I hate coffee that tastes like it will peal paint and Panera coffee does.
I doubt I will ever make it back to Panera, as waiting on TL's parents to croak is a long process and I will be rich by then as God will have the rich people donating generously by then. Did I mention that TL's parents hate me, loathe me, and if there is something about five million times worse that loathing and hate, that is what TL's mum would figure on me. Man that woman is like the mother in the milk of kindness does not flow from those nips.
I wonder about the parentals in the metro. They got the golden child back but she has a gay husband, who is quite warm for girl chat, and weighing Panera against all of that, I just do not ever see a return trip, even though TL has figured if we pull a stock trailer down to the metro and load it up on Craigslist chit we would have a good time. Thing is Iowa sucks shit in their highway dicks who rob people. I like Missouri as they act white and never had a problem with other states, except Minnesota, but pulling a trailer through Iowa in slow motion is like having trying to sound interested when those people talk.
I think that is probably an insult, but not as much as the chit they worked on me. Not even orange frosting cinnamon Panera rolls will entice me for a repeat of that.
Now I would be happy to be a spokesmodel for Panera. Like they could pay me and give me like air mail service for some of their food and I would say nice things about them, as I did like going there. Found a screwdriver on the expressway going there one morning that I stopped in traffic and picked up, as I am from the brier patch and we do that sort of thing, but I doubt that will happen as liberals do not get my evolutionary comedia.
As the wave of drunkenness has no wore off I just would have liked to have gotten in on the "what is it worth" as a dollar would have pleased me back in the metro. But what can you expect from damn liberals as that is how they got their money which they do not donate here. I would hope Panera has learned their lesson, but they are still catering to liberals and not instead catering to gun wearing Christians. Hell Panera in South Dakota would have more guns than buns.
I seem to recall that damn Mexicans were cooking in back at Panera. What a liberal business model that was.
I doubt I will be a spokesmodel for them now.
I am cold again, but I can not drink any more blackberry brandy or I will have health issues.
The Poot is on the arm of the chair and I am rubbing her chest with my sock and she likes that.
Thank you to those who broke the drought on donations. Has been like trying to suck Nancy Pelosi's tits for coffee cream.
Nuff Said
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