There was a little incident...
As another Lame Cherry exclusive in matter anti matter.
In a shocking story development arising out of the State of the Union Address, the Lame Cherry presents an exclusive of what the networks "whited out" in what Nancy Pelosi was reading when the President was speaking, as she simply could not help herself.
An unnamed staff member stated that she had been sent out to purchase several copies of the National Enquirer by the Speaker in a hot off the press publication which revealed Hillary Clinton penis grabbed Donald Trump.
I want to say I have a chastity belt on and Melania has the only key.
It all took place recently when the President was out golfing and Mrs. Clinton had sneaked onto the property at hole # 3, where she suddenly broke out of the bushes and grabbed the President's penis. Mrs. Clinton admitted as the Secret Service wrestled her to the sand pit, that she simply could not help herself.
She has had a man crush on the President for years, and was simply overcome with lust and had to act out upon her attraction.
I could not help myself!!!
The fuel to the fire appears to have been Marco Rubio fixating on Donald Trump's hand size. It was this realization by Mrs. Clinton which actually caused her to faint in the 2016 election. Yes Hillary Clinton was addictive masturbating and drained of bodily fluids collapsed on the sidewalk.
As for her cough, Mrs. Clinton admitted she was deep throating cucumbers in not lustful thoughts of the President.
Mrs. Clinton also related that when Donald Trump was stalking her at the debate that it was the most thrilling thing of her life. She was fixated on those big hands reaching out and running over her fittingly large hips.
Homeland Security Director, Kristen Neilsen was soon called into the case and advocated building a wall around the President for his security as NSA intercepts had revealed numerous sexting from powerful women who were acting out grabbing bananas in the supermarket or running their hands over flag poles in parks to try to deal with their natural instincts.
Don't get too close Kristen as you may lose control!!!
Apparently the source of what set Hillary Clinton off, was Michelle Obama. While the Bush's, Clinton's and Obama's were having cocktails after the funeral of George HW Bush, Michelle Obama showed the guests how she could tie a cherry stem into a figure 8 and then she said, she would do the same with Trump's cock.
This was more than Hillary Clinton could take, as she knew the best she could bring to the table was putting pop rocks into her mouth and giving a penis a sparkling tingly, and with that she packed her bags, got on a jet and was off to make Donald Trump her own man.
I wanted to lick the lolly.
It has been revealed that Melania Trump has personally appealed to Special Prosecutor Robert Mueller to personally investigate this as there were hints with the scent of vodka and caviar that there was Russian collusion involved in this golfing incident.
I could tell something was wrong when I found those hand prints on Donald's manhood.
Robert Mueller would not comment on his investigation of this, but when the press caught up with him, he simply held up his hands and mouthed....
She used two hands!!!
Guard your penis Donald as women are all out for only one thing!!!
The Lame Cherry believes that the women in the chamber owe their self control to the exemplary will of Alexandria Ocasio Cortez, who is rumored to have her own Hillary Donaldphile condition.
Be patient girls as there is enough Donald to go around.
Was Vladimir Putin behind this? Was the FSB involved? Was a Facebook bot used to trigger Hillary Clinton with stories about Vlasic pickles?
We can thank the networks for showing restraint in whiting out Nancy Pelosi's magazine reading during the State of the Union, but it explains why the Speaker was licking her teeth constantly, why her eyes kept crossing and uncrossing and she kept muttering words silently to herself.
It is the shocking revelation of Donald Trump.
Nuff Said
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