As another Lame Cherry exclusive in matter anti matter.
I am putting in my request to the President as Senator Charles Schumer has assured us, that he has gleaned for all of us a big wad of cash in Corona Cash In. I have been overlooked in writing the time line in electing Donald Trump by the Grace of God, and I am willing to wave the interest and settle of 350,000 dollars from the Treasury for service rendered.
I do have a stipulation that the President calls up Rush Limbaugh the plagiarist of this blog and others, and inform him that Coronaviris is not a cold, and that he owes me 13 million dollars now, for using content form this blog on his program. I will give the President a finder's fee of 10%, which I will provide for a Protestant Christian education for Barron, and the President's grandchildren for that 1.3 million, so the President is not seen to profit from this.
Sen. Schumer: President Trump wants direct checks for individuals, families sent out by April 6
We’re fighting to ensure no one goes into financial ruin because of coronavirus. Service and industry workers, gig workers, freelancers, and more.We’re fighting to make sure there are no bailouts without strict conditions that put people and workers first. pic.twitter.com/NQhlFRi47b
— Chuck Schumer (@SenSchumer) March 24, 2020
Anyway, you people can get your little 1400 dollar checks, but I am going for the 2016 back payments.
I hope the Treasury prints up a bunch of 1400 dollar bills as that would be unique, and kind of cool in having one bill worth 1400 dollars and laying it down for coffee and telling the hard working waitress risking her life, "Keep the change sister, as that was one fine cup of java".
I just wonder what the taxes you are going to owe next April 15th to the IRS for this "free money".
Once again, another Lame Cherry exclusive in matter anti matter.
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