As another Lame Cherry exclusive in matter anti matter.
It is annoying being a poor orphan girl as I can not escape being the popular girl. Like Cinderella my suitors appear in mass.
In this plague, TL and I refuse to bring out town shoes into the house, so they sit outside where we take them off, well in a pick which is not being used and are sprayed down with bleach.
So we go out, and put on our shoes, and I leave my slippers on the ground as they are slippers and the cats do not bother them. The cats do not bother them but the turkeys do. I have two annoying Narragansett gobblers which get introduced to a pitch fork every so often to be taught manners. They have spurred me a couple of times and it got so bad that I chased that one bastard down and beat it with a stick, until it fled and wanted no more of me for that five minutes of time.
Instead, they somehow go nuts over my slippers. Most cases they just move them a few feed to annoy me. But last week they fetched one slipper like a dog and it took TL to track it down as it was behind the picnic table 40 feet away.
Now you would not think a turkey could fetch things like a dog, but that is the only thing in the yard which could, and they fetch my slippers. They go nuts really in what they do, only when I am not around though, as I would record it if I could ever catch them, but 20 miles is a long shot even for me.
So I'm forever the popular girl. The turkeys lust for my slippers and will not leave them alone. I have never heard of this, but it is just my world of animals in forever being around me and showing me attention or demanding attention from me.
When we do get a puppy, those turkeys are going to learn forever manners. I am really going to enjoy the puppy pounding them.
Nuff Said
agtG
