As another Lame Cherry exclusive in matter anti matter.
TL mentioned to me in September that Mike Cernovich had been on an evac camper thing, and I just rolled my eyes.
I know I have published on the JYG's camper as our Plan D, but there is a vast difference between a 1960's camper and a 21st century camper.
The fix it guys who drop me notes will understand when I say...........
12 ply
I doubt Mike Cernovich has a clue, anymore than most people, but he will have this big ass travel trailer and it will never occur to him that the old trailers were for people who hunted, fished and trapped. This was an era when Yellowstone and Yosemite had dirt roads. You dragged your camper over rocks, ruts and tree roots. Cernovich has no comprehension in his bug out plan for anything of the kind.
No more than you need at least 12 ply trailer tires on anything you will bug out in, because all those pointy things will be piercing all those Goddamn shitty Chinese tires which are on everything. Try pulling your big ole camper across a field, up a dirt road, down a mountain grade, then all of those things strewn around and broken axles with flat tires start to educate you.
If I had the money from donations, the thing I would buy for my bug out trailer would be something that would haul ass across all kinds of shit and not break.
Here is what I would purchase.
Here is some more to make the evac commando blink in confusion.
Goose Neck
Fifth Wheel
That red thing is a gooseneck trailer. You need a pivot point installed in your pick up bed to hook this thing up. The reason for them is for easier backing in steering the trailer. You would want the brown one, a 16 foot trailer, which you convert to a crapper, shower kitchen and bedroom. You can haul this thing anywhere, it will pull over more shit than your EMP vehicles can survive and I doubt even city people could break it.
Paint the thing camo and you got something that people will say, "Oh fuck no ain't going near them Goddamn lunatics, probably got a cannon. Going to go rob and rape that pussy over there with the fancy camper as he probably thinks we is going to knock first, when we can just shoot through the walls."
Here is what you should get which is better than a camper.
Yes the woman is better than most things you pull, but disregard her.
The solution is a lightweight topper, Probably with less windows, but Uncle Bob and Aunt Thelma often came from California is some little pick up thing, a topper and they put in a plywood supported floor on the top of the bed, and a mattress on top. Put their shut under the plywood and it was cheap travel. You can put tarps, tents, cooking shit, clothes........just don't load your pick up down with a ton of shit or you are going to break the suspension as you have no idea how to cross things that go bump with weight.
I don't have anything which would run to the end of the world and as I live in the last place on earth, I'm sans a topper yet, even if JYG has them. I just hear these dumb fucks always saying what they are going to do, and they don't know shit. It never occurs to Cernovich that you just can't pull up to a campground as the gopher cops are there. Along with all the paved roads you got the raping highway patrols and their favorite bribe payers in the dope growers who will glut themselves on rich people in travel trailers. Put it this way in your million dollar life saving advice.............
If you are somewhere that you have lots of paved roads, you might as well stay in the city and get your ass raped, as paved roads will have lots of robbers on them. For that matter if you think you are just going to show up and park your camper in rural areas and those people are going to be happy to see 5000 of you assholes shitting all over the country and thinking their livestock and grain is free because you are hungry, again just save the ammo of the rural people as they will shoot you and enjoy your nice stuff and your pretty wife.
I would get extra metal welded on the tongue as those damn things on trailers always bust.
I should be employed charging rich people in telling them how to spend that money they think is forever theirs.
Nuff Said
agtG
