As another Lame Cherry exclusive in matter anti matter.
OK as the left is now saying that Trumpophiles loaded the gun and framed Alec Baldwin just as the FBI framed Jan6ers.......it is time to visit the.........
WHY DID ALEC BALDWIN MURDER A WOMAN ?
Theory 1:
The cinematographer was a Trump supporter as was the Director and they wore MAGA panties and would flash Baldwin antagonizing him so he murdered them.
Theory 2:Alec Baldwin was lusting for the woman and she was having an affair with the director and in unrequited lust Baldwin tried to murder them both.
Theory 3:Alec Baldwin was having sex with the woman and the man and tiring of them, he had the armorer load a bullet in the gun so he could murder them and then have sex with his armorer who was so in love with Baldwin she would cop to the plea and get conjugal visits with Baldwin. (Oh the woman and man were blackmailing Baldwin in going to tell his wife.)
Theory 4:
Alec Baldwin always wanted to murder people, so he took the cold gun, loaded a cartridge he had on him, and murdered only half his intended targets, and that is why he was crying as he failed to get two kills with one bullet.
Theory 5:
Alec Baldwin's career is over and he thought if he murdered two people his snuff film would become a cult favorite and soon star as the Joker's Brother in the sequel to Joaquin Phoenix saving the Batman franchise with Mr. Jennifer Garner ruined, The Joker's Brother, Jester Bungboy
Theory 6:
Alec Baldwin was having money troubles and as noted was in communication with the woman's husband who agreed to pay Baldwin part of the insurance money if he hit his wife.
Theory 7:Alec Baldwin was trying to commit suicide but accidentally almost murdered two other people because in aiming for his head he missed and hit bystanders.
Theory 8:Alec Baldwin had watched Kool McKool cartoons as a child and thought he had a trick gun which fired out the back end instead of the front, so in trying to commit suicide, he shot himself but the bullet came out of the barrel instead of the cartoon breach gun.
Theory 9:
Alec Baldwin in taking the vax was confused, in he thought the gun was his cell phone, was ringing due to tinnitus in his ears and in answering the gun, pulled the trigger and his phone went off.
Theory 10:Alec Baldwin's hot wife, told her husband it was over, unless he came home a mass murderer like Billy the Kid, as it was a fantasy she has long had, and promised Baldwin the best sex ever if he did his part.
Theory 11:
The woman really shot herself and the magic bullet shot the director too, and Alec Baldwin being the great humanitarian he is, grabbed the gun and told everyone he did it, to protect the woman's family from her act.
Theory 12:
It was not really Alec Baldwin, but the ghost of Billy the Kid possessed Baldwin and did the shooting on the old west set as the Kid mistook the woman for Pat Garrett.
As you can see, there are numbers of ways that Alec Baldwin just did not accidentally murder people. He really is innocent.
Cool goes after him with his new flame freezer. ... McCool sets out with a plant evaporator gun, but is trapped in the forest by the Rattler ...
Nuff Said
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