Saturday, October 23, 2021

Why don't Beaners buy Beans?

 


As another Lame Cherry exclusive in matter anti matter.

You know I watch those Goddamn Mexicans all the time. There is one thing that I just never could get figured out in the beaners, in they never buy beans at the grocery or tortillas.


All the buy is Goddamn peppers an fruit. I mean it is expensive, but a bag of peppers ain't going to feed 500 Mexicans in a house.

So that has always puzzled me.

The thing is, I was looking in the wrong place for what Mexicans chow down on.

TL and I were coming out of the farm store one day an I spot some Pepe's hauling shit out. Now I know Pepe, some Pepe's have sheep for sex, but they ain't into husbandry. So I look at what the hell they are carrying and it is livestock feed, in whole corn in 50 pound bags.

Now you don't feed that to chickens and you can not afford to feed that to pigs, sheep, goats or cattle, as it comes out in whole kernels..........waste of money.

That is when it dawned on me in watching on Gaytube this Kansas guy who made carp chum, out of whole corn he soaks.

I had been raising hell with Gary at the grocery as he is pro Mexican. I keep telling him Mexicans do not buy American food, so he is going to lose a job, and all those American companies in Minnesota that make human fodder cereals out of oats an wheat are going to go bankrupt, as Mexicans and Muslims do not eat Cheerios and Fruit Loops.

I dropped that fact bomb on Gary that the Mexicans were eating livestock feed and he was stnnned, but knew blessed certain I was right about it.

So the deal is, Pepe buys a 50 pound bag of shelled corn. Takes it home and soaks it in hot water and makes some kin of Pepe mush, which of course he bakes up to Pepe tortillas. Yeah the tortilla companies like Olde El Paso aren't getting any Pepe profits, because Pepe is rooting around in the hog food section.

Then those fat ugly short low IQ Mexican vaginas stir up their peppers and that is what the hell they eat.

Call this a Lame Cherry exclusive in matter anti matter.

You learned something.


Oh the reason that beaners do not buy beans is because the beaners do not all eat beans. That is northern pinto farms. The ones America gets are Latin Americans too, and they are corn eaters, not into beans as the beans don't grow there.



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