I bet this smells just like it tastes......
As another Lame Cherry exclusive in matter anti matter.
Hmmmmmm DC.
If you can't smell, then how can you taste peanut butter to know if it is good or not?
American brand of peanut butter made by The J.M. Smucker Company, which purchased the brand from Procter & Gamble in 2001. In 1955, Procter & Gamble bought Big Top peanut butter from William T. Young of Kentucky and, in the ensuing years, reformulated and rebranded it to compete with Skippy and Peter Pan. P. & G. named its product Jif, used oils other than peanut oil in its hydrogenation process, and sweetened the recipe, adding sugar and molasses. The original Creamy and Crunchy style Jif peanut butters both debuted in 1958. In 1974, Extra Crunchy Jif was introduced, followed in 1991 by Simply Jif, a peanut butter variant with low sodium and less sugar than regular Jif...
Peter Pan is an American brand of peanut butter that is produced by Post Consumer Brands, part of Post Holdings and is named after the J. M. Barrie character. The product was introduced by Swift & Company in 1920 under the name "E. K. Pond" and renamed in 1928.
Skippy is an American brand of peanut butter manufactured in the United States and China. First sold in 1932, Skippy is currently manufactured by Hormel Foods, which bought the brand from Unilever in 2013. It is the best selling brand of peanut butter in China and second only to the J.M. Smucker Company's Jif brand worldwide.
I do not believe we had Peter Pan here in the Brier. It sort of sounds fairy as gay and I would not have tried it, even if I liked peanut butter. I did eat Gerber, but they quit making it. Gerber should have me as spokesmodel for Gerber............. no rebrand it as Lame Peanut Butter, sure to be bad for you as it is so good, and maybe I can make some money for prepping like a real millionaire would.
It seems odd that this sticky shit all started in the 1930's. Probably because people were starving in the South and all they had was peanuts, so they ground them up and fed them to the Crackers. Yes the original Peanut Butter and Crackers eh.
So Jif had .......waht Crisco like cottonseed oil as that was going around then? Doubt it was corn oil. Never looked at the label as honestly, this starving child ate lots of White bread and White salad dressing. Come to think of it, ate lots of White Cream of Wheat, cold as the day which was left over from breakfast. You would be surprised if you put that into a bowl how it turns into a portable pancake thing. No microwave, just more sugar than Cuba had and cream on it.
My mother milked a cow named Leona. She refused if the milk went sour to open a new jar. So I would end up drinking a quart of sour milk to get to the good stuff. Lesson was to drink two quarts or the milk would be sour the next day. Hell we had dogs and cats. Should have fed it to them.
I just do not like food that sticks to things. Reason I would not eat dog or cat shit. Would not eat chicken or pig shit either, not because it is not sticky, but it stinks. Kind of a toss up between Skippy and shit in what you would be game enough to eat.
Well it's blizarding yet, and we have to get back home, so no more contemplating peanut butter or now knowing why I like Peter Pan as Post companies made delicious foods. Their Post Toasties were the best ever made. They had a wonderful frying ability at the plant to make a lovely flake cereal. That is all gone as Asians and Africans and Latins don't eat food like the Protestants do. Peanut Butter will probably last like dog shit, at least until the Chinese die off, but that is not for a 1000 years I do believe.
OK, DC you are right about the human heart requires suffering for the strengthening of Faith. I have a a pile of that suffering, and it still does not stick in Faith like peanut butter as I do not like the drama or the cold or most peanut butter............except in cookies or on hot toast.
........and thank you for telling me about the warning on the blog. I was threatened with extermination by the hybrids if ..........well just had to put it there for a bit and not talk so much about peanut butter until the rich have Faithful generous souls and make me wealthy so I can cut loose about peanut butter again.
Nuff Said
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